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THE KENTUCKY KERNEL

TUESDAY EDITION
SEMI-WEEKL-

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KERNEL

UNIVERSITY

VOL. XXVII.

"Invitation To A Murder"
Opens For Guignol Run

FIRST CONTACT
WORK OF YEAR
Coach Wynne Issues Call for
All Eligible Students to
Report for Practice
At Once
SEVERAL REGULARS
MISSING FROM TEAM
Squad Will Be Strengthened
At Conclusion of Basketball Season
Although the first year men UU
show a deficiency in the knowledge
of fundamentals. Coach Chet
Wynne planned to put the 44 candidates who reported for spring
football practice last week through
their first scrimmage In this afternoon's practice session.
went off
Last week's work-ou- ts
smoother than was previously expected and if the present good
weather prevails much Is expected
to be accomplished In the next six
or seven weeks.
Only 38 players came out for the
opening of the (spring draining last
Thursday, and since then only six
more candidates have announced
their intentions of coming out for
the squad. This is not nearly as
many as had been expected to report, and Coach Wynne wishes that
it be known that all eligible students who wish to come out for the
team will receive ail possible attention from the coaching staff.
Several members of last year's
varsity and freshmen squads are
playing on the basketball teams and
will not be available until the basketball season has ended. These
men are expected to strengthen the
squad when they report sometime
early In March.
Those who have reported so far
are; Garland, Lutz, Kennedy, E.
Philips, R. Philips, Linden, Brown.
Sydner, Murphy, Kaylor, Hinkebcin.
Parda, Ramsey, Bosse, Stafford. D.
Davis, Willett. Simpson. Hewling.
Karnes, Kinkald, V. Robinson,
Skaggs, Wadlington, Jackowskl, Holland, Spickard, Marker, Lackman,
Hall, Shepard, Ellington, Snider,
Kurachek, Tognocchi, Vires, Bailey,
Byrnes, Frits, Coleman, Alcorn,
Nicholas, Boles, and T .Robinson.

By CtlADWICHE

BRIDCEWAY

Invitation to a Murder" Is a pretty difficult vehicle to effectively
put on the stage, even for such stout and dauntless show people a those
who spend their time at the Oulgnol theatre, and who, from time to time,
supply this region with first-rat- e
drama.
In any play in which murder has been done and In which the plot
narrows down to an attempt to disclose the Identity of the murderer,
timing Is a requisite, especially In the B!g 8cpne. Unfortunately, Gulgnol's
"Invitation to a Murder" lacks this ingredient to a certain degree, but the
lark of it dors not hamper the play very much.
It does not hamper It because the
piece Is earnestly done. The players, with but one or two exceptions,
have been marvelously cast. The
general effect Is sharp and realistic,
and If the details seem at times
somewhat blurred and superfluous,
It Is the fault of the playwright and
not of the players.
Walden Orcenwell Is superbly cast
as the doctor-to- ol
of the powerful
Tickets for the Military Ball, to
Although he be held Feb. 27 In the Alumni gym.
Lorlnda Channlng.
seems to us to be a bit unintelligible are now on sale and may be obat times, his stage manner Is gen- tained from any member of Scaberally excellent, his facial expresbard and Blade, honorary military
sions plastic enough to take In the fraternity. Admission will be $1.50
wide range from greed to terror per couple or stag in advance sale
and back again.
and $2 at the door the night of the
As the ruler of the Channlng dance.

Military Ball

Tickets Are
On Sale

family, Lorlnda, Mary Lyons, gets
Just about all out of the part that
Is possible. Good diction, so necessary to such a role, is hers, and she
makes the most of it. Her presence on the stage Is, from the first,
mysterious, eerie, faintly suggestive
of the tomb from whence she rises.
L. Cass Robinson heads the remaining list of players. He turns In
his usual good performance as
Channlng, one of the heirs-to-b- e
of the Channlng fortunes.
Frank Fowler will be welcomed
bacla from California.
He has already taken up his duties as advisory director, filled so ably during
his absence by Lolo Robinson, Julian Lefler, and the others.
The stage, as is usually the case
with Guignol stages. Is perfectly
handled, and the properties are excellent. Playing time is one hour
and 35 minutes, and nothing else
that could be said could keep murder mystery addicts away.
Ho-rati-

University Team
Debates Marquette
Argue to

Non-decisio-

Roose-

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velt's Proposed Supreme
Court Change

ODK TO SPONSOR

SPEECH CONTEST
Any Male Student Invited to'
Enter Oratorical Contest
With Choice of Subject
Left to Entrant
The annual University of Kentucky oratorical contest sponsored
by Omlcron Delta Kappa, men's
national leadership fraternity, will
be held at 7:30 o'clock on Friday,
February 19, in Room 111 of McVey
hall. The contest is open to all undergraduate men students of the
University.
The winner of the event will represent the University in the Kentucky
contest, and
will compete against representatives
from Asbury, Berea,
Centre,
Georgetown, Transylvania, Eastern,
Western, and Morehead. The winner of the state contest will go to
lnter-collegta- te

the

inter-sta-

te

contest to be held

at Northwestern university the
debating team, third Friday in April.
coached by Prof. W. R. Sutherland,
Speeches
of the contestants
engaged members of the Marquette should be limited to 2,000 words, not
University team in a
more than 200 of which may be
debate in McVey quoted. The subject may be any
and a split-teahall Friday.
,
debating was on the one which the contestant thinks
subject, "Resolved: That Congress suitable to the times.
Contestants will be judged by
Should Enact Laws to Provide for
Maximum
Hours and Minimum three faculty members who will be
conWares for Labor in Industry." The chosen sometime before the
Marquette team, composed of Ches- test.
O. D. K. will offer a prize to the
ter Nibler and Robert Jones, took
the affirmative side, while the Uni- winner of the contest. Last year's
versity team, represented by Ed- winner was Ben Ragland, a student
win S. Campbell and John L. Davis, in the College of Engineering.
Juniors in the College of Law, spoke
for the University.
debate was on the
The split-teasubject,
"Resolved:
That This
House Approves President Roosevelt's Proposed Changes In the
Starting this week guests will be
Federal Judiciary." George Fes-ko-e,
University senior, and Chester admitted to the University radio
Nibler, Marquette, took the affirma- studios in the Art Center to witness
the broadcast of Bill Cross and his
tive, and Campbell Miller, University, and Robert Jones, Marquette, orchestra on Friday afternoon from
upheld the negative in this debate. 1:15 to 1:30 p. m. The students
who would like to witness this
broadcast must be at the studio at
EXTENSION CLASSES RESUMED 1:05 p. m., ten minutes before the
broadcast begins. A capacity auExtension classes will be resumed dience of 50 will be admitted to the
today in Covington, when Dr. W. D. studio for the broadcast.
Funkhouser meets with his class in
Bill Cross and his program of
anthropology in the Covington pub- popular dance melodies Is a weekly
lic library.
Classes in Louisville feature of the University studios
under Professor Caldwell of the de- and is broadcast over station WHAS
partment of sociology; Dr. Heinz, of in Louisville.
the department of hygiene, and Professor Clark, of the department of
RELATIONS CLUB WILL MEET
history, will be continued within
two weeks.
A review of Grover Clark's "A
Place in the Sun," dealing with the
BACTERIOLOGISTS TO MEET
background and problems arising
out of imperialism, will be given by
University bacteriological so- Isadore Frlsel, a major In political
The
ciety will meet at 7:30 o'clock to- science, at the first meeting this
night in Kastle hull. The program semester of the International Rewill consist of papers by the memlations club at 4 o'clock tomorrow
bers of the society who were pres- afternoon In the Woman's building.
ent at the convention of the So- A discussion on Imperialism will
ciety of American Bacteriologists In follow the talk, and all students In
Indianapolis during the Christmas terested In international relations
holidays.
are cordially Invited to attend the
meeting.
NEW GEOLOGY LAB PLANNED
The University

New Sour Mash
To Be Ready
Next Week

non-decisi-

m

Non-decisi- on

Featuring candid camera shote
taken at basketball games, the
Oulgnol opening night, and various
spots on the campus, and dedicated
to Valentine Day and Washington's
birthday, "Sour Mash," monthly hu-

mor publication, will make Its February appearance on the campus
the middle of next week. The definite date of publication will be announced Friday.
Beginning with this issue of the
"Sour Mash," a national advertising
firm will conduct a "Best Gag of the
Month" contest, for which prizes
will be offered.
Biological Dldge, cartoons, gags,
the Mash Barrel, Personal Files,
and other regular departments will
be Included.

DR. CLARK REVIEWS
WORKS OF LINCOLN
Mary Todd Lincoln, President
Lincoln's wife, was responsible In
large measure for his greatness because she continually spurred him
on to greater heights. Dr. Thomas
D. Clark of the University's department of history, told members of
the Optimist club Friday at their
weekly luncheon meeting at the Lafayette hotel.
Expressing great admiration for
President Lincoln, Dr. Clark commented on the fact that two masterpieces of the English language,
the Gettysburg Address and Lincoln's second inaugural address,
were composed by a man who came
from a home that had little time
for education. He also related many
anecdotes of Lincoln's life.

DIES
IN SOUTH CAROLINA
A report of the death Sunday of
Dr. Arthur Cary Fleshman, former
professor in the department of
pedagogy, was received here today.
Doctor Fleshman, who left the
University in 1908. was a member of
the University of South Carolina,
in Spartensburg, S. C, at the time
of his death.

WINS DEBATES

Th University high school debating team defeated Mt. Sterling
high school Thursday. Friday afternoon they defeated the Bryan Station high school team on the same
subject: "Resolved: That All Eleo-tr- lo

Utilities Should Be Govern-mentalOwned and Operated."
Thursday, Billy Adams and Louise
Galloway
represented the high
school, while on Friday, Marlon
Valleau and Billy Adams spoke for
Uui University high school.

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UK Radio Studios
To Admit Visitors

All-Camp-

NEW SERIES NO.

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WHAS BANQUET

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THIS ISSUE. 5.000

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LEXINGTON. KENTUCKY. TUESDAY. FEBRUARY

VARSITY HOLDS

CIRCULATION

Set For Friday

TO BE

dance
The second
of this semester will be held In
the Alumni gymnasium from 8
until 10:30 o'clock Friday night,
Feb. 19, Deen T. T. Jones announced yesterday.
The price of admission will be
25 cents per couple or stag, with
the money derived from the admissions going to the Student
Loan Fund.

STAGED,

HERE THURSDAY

3,265 Students Enroll,
Setting New Record For
Feb.' June Registration

Credo Harris, Station Chief,
To Deliver Principle Address at Testimonial
Fn the Commons

Robert Crawford
Charms Audience
At Vesper Service
Entertaining Baritone Gives
Excellent Selection
of Numbers

Seniors Must
File Degree
Petitions

RADIO'S VALIANCE
WILL BE ACCLAIMED

rom-ple-

.

sky, consisting of two Russian folk
songs sung in French, "The Company Sergeant Major," by Sanderson, "The Pipes O'Gordon's Men,"
by Hammond, and the final number
"The Green ..Eyed Dragon." by
Charles.
Mr. Crawford sang two
encores, "Shoes" and a special arrangement by David Ouyon of an
English song "Whiit'll We Do With
a Drunken Sailor?"
Ushers for the concert were Richard Butler and Roger Brown, representing Omlcron Delta Kappa. Next
Sunday's vesper concert will be
given by the University men's glee
club with Catherine Toomay,
as guest soloist.
mezzo-sop-

rano,

Third Series of

Dancing Classes
To Start Feb.

17

begin

her third series of ballroom dancing
classes for men and women students

on Wednesday, Feb. 17, registering
from 4 to 5:30 o'clock In the "Y"
rooms of the Armory.
Interested students are asked to
register at that time. The price
for three lessons is one dollar, and
the series will be terminated by a
tea dance for the pupils of the
classes.

con-M'ie-

VOLS NOSE OUT

'OATS ON COUNT

Mid-We-

500

Present for

College Nite
standing than the other, but there
were a few which, by the applause
of those present, seemed to be the Kernel
Inaugurated Affair
most enjoyed. These Included "Deux
Meets with Approval of
hlstolres pour enfants," by Stravin-

will

N. V. A.

Seniors who entered the second
te
semester and who expert to
their work for graduation,
ell her In June or In August, are reArtists
quested to make application, for a
decree on Monday, Feb. 22. This
Credo Harris, general manager of applies to all graduate students
WHAS, Louisville, will be the prin complctlni; work In .Jime or In Alicipal sneaker at a testimonial ban- gns!,
quet Thursday Feb. 18 at 6:30
A
hr commencement lists are
o'clock In the Commons in recog made from these cards it is very
nition of the services rendered by important to file uu application at
the station staff In the recent flood. I'll.-- time. No student will be
who has not filed an appliIn speaking on "WHAS and the
Flood." Mr. Harris will tell of th? cation. These should be filed In
valiant work done by members of room 9 of the Administration buildthe staff in broadcasting the Inter- ing.
EZRA GILLIS. Registrar.
mittent bulletins of distress from
the stricken area in Louisville. Other members of the WHAS staff will
make short talks.
Will Cross, head of the University
announcnig staff, will be master of
ceremonies of the musical program
during the banquet. The
Matinee Ensemble, under the direc
tion of Mr. Cross, will play several
selections. Soloists who will sing Kuopmen's Attemot to Hold
I?a!l Proves Fatal When
with the ensemble are Mary Louise
McKenna, Nancy Todd, Harlowe
Tennessee Scores To Win
26-2- 1
Dean, and Gentry Shelton.
Admission to the banquet will be
$1 per person. No more than 300
By MARVIN N. GAY
tickets will be sold due to the s(ze
An unsuccessful attempt of Kenof the Commons. Tickets may be tucky's Wildcats to "freeze" the ball
secured from the publicity bureau In the waning minutes of the game
building or led to their defeat by Tennessee's
In the Administration
from Mr. Brewer's office in the Ex basketeers 28 to 24 In a Southeastern Conference struggle played beperiment station.
fore 3,500 cheering fans at Knox-vill- e,

Musical Entertainment to Be
Presented by Campus

,

SALVERS
Rendering a series of numbers
whose charm lay not alone In the
excellent way in which they were
sung but in the fact that they were
short, not too heavy, and of the
type that everyone enjoys, Robert
Crawford, baritone, presented the
weekly vesper program Sunday afternoon In Memorial hall. He was
accompanied by John Shelby Richardson.
Mr. Crawford's program consisted
of four groups, two of which were
sung In English and two in French.
With the exception of the third
group, which consisted of one number, "Vision Fugitive" from "Hero-diade- ,"
by Massenet, all of the
numbers were of a light vein and
received enthusiastic applause from
the audience. The nature of the
numbers combined with the personality of the singer put the program on a somewhat informal basis
and thus made It more enjoyable.
One could hardly place one number of the program as more out-

Lelia Bush Hamilton

Officials Attribute New High
Mark to Additional

i

By DAVE

First

Students

Approximately 500 University stu-

dents were on hand for the first
College Night, sponsored by The
Kernel and held at the Kentucky
theatre Friday night.
Features of the program included
yells led by cheerleader McDowell,
singing of "On, On, U. of K." and a
series of pictures taken at the
and Lee game a
Kentucky-

-Washington

few years ago, showing baud formations, outstanding plays, and shots
of "Fuzzy," the wildcat mascot.
The University band has been in
vited to give some special numbers
at this week s College Night, which
will be the second irf the series, and
more short subjects will be featured this week. Those In charge
of the affair expressed satisfaction
at the large number present and at
the success of the first program.
Under the College Night plan, a
special coupon is printed each Fri
day in The Kernel, which, when
presented at the ticket window, entitles the student to admission for
the regular matinee price instead
of the evening price. Coupons must
be presented before 8 p. m. for this
to be in effect.

Fellowship Group
To Study Countries

Saturday night.
The victory avenged a previous
43 to 26 trouncing that the Rupp-m- en
had handed the Volunteers
earlier in the season.
Both teams played slow and cautious ball throughout the first half
which ended with Coach Gullion's
Vols leading 14 to 12.
The Wildcats came back with a
rush In the last period and gradually pulled away from the Tennessee five. With six mlnutea remaining in the game, the Wildcats
apparently had the game won as
they led 24 to 18. It was at this
point that Kentucky elected to play
safe by freezing the ball.
Marshall and Rice then collaborated to cut the 'Cat lead to 24 to
20 as they sank fouls called on
Donohue and Opper. Rice then
proceeded to score three more
points, sinking a long heave and
making a gratis throw called on
Hodge.
With three minutes remaining
and Kentucky leading 24 to 23,
Marshall broke Into the clear and
made a looper to win the game.
Rice ended the scoring by making
good on Walker's foul just before
the final whistle blasted Kentucky's
last chance of victory.
In the final six minutes, the Vols
picked up 8 points while holding
the Kentucky cage team scoreless.
Referee Chest called 26 fouls, 16
on Kentucky and 10 on Tennessee.
Thompson, Wildcat center, was Inserted in the lineup in the second
half, but fouled out after playing
only eight minutes.
The summary:
KG FT TP
Kentucky (24)
Opper I

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An exhibit of 43 pictures of Lexington and neighboring towns opened Monday morning at the Art
Center on the University campus.
The exhibit is under the auspices
of the Brush and Pencil club of the
University. Pictures on exhibit Include

work

In

water

colors,

ofl.

paintings, pastels, and charcoal. The
pictures will be on exhibit until

March 6.

Artists whoe pictures are being
shown are Sallle Johnson, HUde-garStratton,
Hamilton,
Alza
Clyde Foushee, O. N. Randolph,
William H. Craig, E. W. Rannells,
Frank Fowler, Kate Pendleton.
Gladys McAddams, Harriett McDonald. Doris Rannells, Theresa
Newhoff, C. R. Barnhart, Irene
Cull Is, Lucille Bertram, Simeon E.
Drake Jr., Katherine McGlnnis, and
Frank Long.

,

CLI B TO HEAR RANNTI.LH

de

Opper 3.
Personal (uuls: Kentucky
Hsffsn 2, Carlisle 3, Thompson 4, Walker,
Hoilg
,
and Donohue 3; Tennessee
Marshall 3, Putman, Fisher, Johnson 3,
and nice 3
Otilciul. Bowser Chest, Naahrllla.

Prof. Edward W. Rannells, head
of the art department, will be the
speaker at the German club meeting which will be held at 7:30
o'clock Friday evening at the Art IUTCHEK APPOINTED
HEAD OF NEW JOB
Center. Dr. Rannells. who has an
of Oerman
extensive collection
A laboratory to study the crown-bore- r,
pictures. Is bringing some of them
which Is threatening Kenfrom Cincinnati especially for this
meeting.
tucky's strawberry industry, will be
established at the Western Kentucky B'xperiment Substation, Dean
Thomas P. Cooper of the Agricultural Experiment Station announced
yesterday.
Dr. P. O. Ritcher, entomologist at
tracting an embarassing amount of
attention.) The casual loafers the Experiment Station, will be sent
would very easily become chronic to Princeton to have charge of the
ones, were there more lounging research. Dr. Ritcher has had exspace to permit it; but with the tensive experience with fruit pests
limited number of benches, they and diseases and helped perfect the
spray which may prove
find It necessary to Indulge In their nlcotine-o- ll
nap on the back row of some class- of great value to fruit and vegetable
room to the tune of a droning pro- growers.
fessor.
There have been many protes's
FAKM Bl'KEAlt TO MEET
made and solutions offered to the
problem of perpetual loafing In the
Jefferson W. Harris, of the Uni
post office but all attempts along
such lines seem to be futile. Like versity t department of animal husStepln, Fetchlt and Old Hutch, bandry, will discuss the possibilities
laziness Is an Inborn trait and can- of a horse show for Lexington at the
not be changed, so we might as well first of a series of monthly lunchlet these 8tpln Fetchlts have their eon meetings of the Fayette Farm
own way and go on loafing, silting, bureau, Saturday, Fta. 30, at the
Lafayette hotel.
and spitting.

POST OFFICE IS LOAFER'S HEAVEN
The basement of Natural Science
hall Is undergoing renovation in
preparation for use as a laboratory
straggle 1n early In the morning,
By ALICE WOOD BAILEY
for the department of geology. This
even before eight o'clock, especiallaboratory will consist of one large
Thousands loaf lu pool rooms, ly on the days of Kernel publicaroom with a combination of approxstores tion. Very often these individuals
lobbies, depots, ten-ce-nt
imately 300 shelves and drawers for hotel
seemingsecthe specimens now kept In the la- and on park benches, In every own recline from hour to hour, bell and
ly unconscious of a class
boratories on the second and third tion of the country, but our
University post office is a haven for with little indication of any intenfloors.
the scores of Idling students who tion to move. On up until the noon
dally make it their refuge from the hour, these habitual attenders sit,
BIRD COURSE OFFERED
classroom. At all times of the day, some their faces are hidden by the
they may be seen, slumped on their college paper, others asleep, with
A special short course In Bird backbones, lolling In the ecstacy of the discarded publication at their
Taxidermy will begin Tuesday, Feb. their ease.
apple cores and
feet among cast-o- ft
16, and continue through six weeks.
There are those who read, those cigarette butts.
Joe Spears, acting curator of the who sleep, those who gossip, those
Then there is the casual type of
Museum, announced yesterday. Of- who whistle at passing coeds, and Idler. These persons only stop in
fering no University credit, the class then those who simply sit; but the the post office long enough to bum
will meet each Tuesday and Thurs- lot of them may be divided into a clarette or to gsther the latest
day nights. Mr. Spears desires all two distinct classes called the gossip. (The crowd thickens at this
time and it is now safe for a modest
Interested to contact him at the casual and chronlo loungers.
Museum of call 6332-The chronlo loafers br1n to coed to pass through without at

Assis-tanc- e

o
high spring semester
An
restates) ion record was set yester
day afternoon when
student
had enrolled for this term s work at
14 o'clock, officials in the registrars
Olfl'JC
announced.
The previous
record was 3.1(1!), which was set in
the spring of the IS30-.1sohool
year.
The H'ol record whs exceeded
Saturday afternoon, and last, day
registration welled Ihr lot nl to 'lie
nun);.
new hi'-Tills emptor's enrollment. I;, only
191 shoi l of Hie
record of
any semester, which is 3.456. the
total receded durinn the first semester of lliln school year.
Reglstrat on official had not exenpected a record or
rollment tht term, because of t.lin
effect of the Hood upon approxith
of the territory
mately
from which Hie University normally draws studen's.
Efforts Of the National Youtii
Administration In extending aid to
flood area students and tie part
payment tuition plan Initiated last
year, which enables students to pay
their tuition over a period of time,
were measures which helped effect
the total enrollment, It was said.
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Convocation Planned
For Next Tuesday
Amccu Rlhanl, a native of Syria,
author, lecturer and interpreter of
the Near East, will be the first convocation speaker of the new semester, when he will address the faculty and student body next Tuesday
in Memorial halL
Mr. Rihaoi, previous to'liis convocation speech, will appear at the
Sunday morning session of the First
Methodist Church young people's
class, and on the evening program
of the Maxwell Presbyterian church.
He will also address the International Affairs class on Tuesday
night following the talk In Memorial hall

Kampus
Kernels
Pitkin club will meet at noon tomorrow at the Maxwell Presbyterian

church.

All mvnbers of Keys please be
preseut at a meeting at 7 o'clock tonight at the Phi Delta Theta house.

1

llaxan f
The Y. W. C. A. World Fellowship
Carlisle f
group will have the first of a series
0
Thompson c
1
of suppers at which they will disWalker c
3
Hodge g
cuss various countries at 6 o'clock
3
Donohue g 'C
tonight In the Woman's building.
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Dr. A. Blgge. head of the depart14
ment of German, will be the guest
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speaker at the meeting, and will
Marshall I ICI
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Putnam I
discuss "Germany Today," from his
Logan c
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experiences and observations there
Fisher c
3
Johnson g
during the past year.
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H it e g
Other countries which the group
will study during the semester at
to
Hagan
missed:
similar dinner meetings will be Foul shotsTennessee Kentucky
Marshall, Fisher,
and Hodge;
China, India, England, and Spain.
Rice 3.
and
Johnvm
.

LOCAL ARTISTS' WORK
ON DISPLAY AT CENER

35

The Y. M. C. A. Senior Cabinet
will meet at 7: IS o'clock tonight. All
members please be there.
Team captains of all fraternity
and Independent basketball teams
must report today at the Intramural
office for tournament schedule.
Games start Wednesday evening.
Lamp and Cross will hold a very
Important meeting at 7:30 o'clock
Monday night, Feb. 22, at the Phi
Kappa Tau house. It is necessary
that all members be there.
The Bacteriological elub will meet
7:30 tonight in the Woman's
building. Reviews of papers given
at the annual meeting of the American Society of Bacteriologists will
be on the program.
All members
and persons Interested in bacteriology are Invited to attend.

at

There will be a busmess meeting
of Rmma Pt Rlsma at 4 n m Wed
nesday in room 200 of the Physics

building.

The Dairy club will hold a meeting
at 7 o'clock Thursday night, Feb.
18, In the Dairy club building.
The University debaters will hold
meeting from 2 until 4 p. m.
Thursday, Feb. 18, In room 22, Mca

Vey

hall.

A general open house will be held

at the Woman's building between 4
and 6 o'olock Friday afternoon. A
student orchestra will play. All
Independent
gueets.

boys will be special

Morttr Board, senior women's
honorary, will meet at 5 p. m. today
In the Woman's building. It has
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HERE SHALL THE KERNEL ALL
STUDENT RIGHTS MAINTAIN
AN APPEAL: HELL WEEK
Our appeal of last week to the separate fraternities and to the Administration concerning
hell week seems so far to have gone unheeded.
There is yet another agency, however, to which
we can carry our message of mercy.
Council is composed of a
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society on the
representative of each
campus. It meets regularly to discuss and enact
bills which are presumed to be for the utmost
good of each house and for the system as a whole.
Now, this organization has the power to declare an end to hell week, to prohibit it from the
campus, and it has the power to suspend member
fraternities which do not cooperate to the fullest
extent.
Our appeal, therefore, goes to the
Council. This group should realize that
unless the ancient custom is outlawed, there
soon will be no fraternities to sponsor it.
The Council can prove its worth by so doing.
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GERMANY'S NAZI NO. 2
The number one has suddenly become of no
greater importance than the number two, exemplified in Germany by Hermann Goring, a
Nazi, of stocky build and piercing determinaofficial, Goring
tion. As Germany's most-tilteis the most logical successor to the position now
held by Adolph Hitler.
Among his duties are those of Aviation Minister, Prime Minister of Prussia, President of
the Reichstag, Chief of Police, and Chief German Hunter. The first of these gives him the
purpower of direction over the 2,600
bombers, considered
suit planes and
the "Reich's deadliest weapon." In addition, he
is dictator of raw materials, "controls the German waistline, now being shrunk with meat
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ments, tense.
compressed, squeezed together from either
side.
a spot, which places the responsibility for
the "next move" upon an indicated individual
or party.
an editorial nemesis which means that the
business manager has the paper jammed with
ads. It means that things you meant to run
arcn t printed because they won t ht open
spots; and things you hadn't meant to run are
printed because they fit. (That's how this got
The University of Washington Daily.
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with Theo Nadelstein
CAMPUSOUNDS:
At the basketball game "Listen, you dope, I
know your girl friend's sitting over there in
back, but if you'd just look in front of you for
a little while, you'd see a very interesting basketball game being played or are they playing basketball?"
In the Post Office "Oh, look, a Valcntinel
Gosh, I'm touched I"
At a
"You can come in, honey.
We're all through talking about you!"
In Patterson Hall "He sent me a comic Valentine, but I know he loves me. He's just bashbull-sessio- n

ful!"
Over a coke "Ah, c'mon, give me a kiss,
babe. Your boy friend won't care. He's kissing the gal I came with!"
In the Browsing Room "He's such a subtle guy I know that this Valentine must mean
something, but all I can get from it is that roses
are red and violets are blue and he loves me!"
In White hall "I was afraid, at first, that I
had hurt his feelings but I might have known
that after any guy gets through running around
with that gal, he hasn't any feelings leftl"
In the Kernel office "Boy, has she got technique! She's so good that she has three fraternity brothers thinking that the other two are
just good friends of hers!"

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and butter restrictions."
As a member of the triumvirate governing
"die Deutschland," Goring is equally as important as Hitler himself, although less publicized.
Joseph Goebbels is the third party of the trio.
Formerly recognized as the
power behind the throne, Goebbels has a minimum of
executive potency in comparison to Goring.
However, both are in line for the place now
being filled by Hitler.
Last month Goring visited Mussolini in
Rome, apparently attempting a Fascistic alliance between the two countries. It may well be
noted that the only difference in the policies of
the two most famous dictators lies in the color
of their shins a very superficial tenet.
In view of the ailing condition of Der Fuhrer,
we may observe wit