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Anonrmoux
Leading the list is an anonymous
letter. It isn't the practice of any
good newspaper
ahem ) to reprint
unsigned contributions, but we are
making an exception In this case
because the attack is partly justified. Only excerpts can be included due to the length of the manuscript. "A Student." evidently
"Miss" from the style of handwriting, says that Allenby E. Winer,
who wrote the vespers review, wa
incapable of correctly criticizing
the musical program since h
could not keep errors out of his
own copy.

It:

Condensing

Most flagrant of the errors was
the condensation of words. Alas!
A fault with most journalists.
But
Mr. Winer carried it a little too
far. Instead of quoting the title
of a selection as "O Thou That

Tellest Good Tidings To Zion." he
chopped it down to "O Thou That
Tellest Good Things." "A Student"
also called our attention to the
doubtful usage of other words and
punctuation marks.
No Excuse

There is no excuse except that
all of us are human. All humans
make mistakes, but maybe some of
us are too human. At any rate, we
appreciate the criticism and will
try to benefit by it. One remark
We cant print any more
horn-eve-

letters.

It

is only fair

that the writer sign his or her

name.

Winer signed his.

Taesday's Paper
"Most original title of the week,
Andrew C. Eckdahl's Behind The
Eckdahl' " Jay Jay. "Worst column title of the week. Andrew C
Eckdahl's 'Behind The Eckdahl'"
Lights. Now whom are we
to believe?. Comment by Eckdahl:
We
"The young
find, through O. T. L.. that the
"Who's Who-ey- "
title on- - the column by Didi Castle is not exactly
original as we had hoped and she
had thought. On March 4l. "Who's
Whooey?" appeared as .a column
head in the Daily 'California a
Which shom-- that there is nothing
new. etc. Anyway, there is the difference of one "o." one dash and a
question mark.
U-- Hi

whipper-6nappers-

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Heed, Plaaae Committee
Why not give the Independents
of
a chance to honor the sen-icPresident McVey to the University,
asks a contributor. The writer
states that he has heard several
comments by Independents who
would like to show their appreciation by contributing to the plaqu
fund, but since no organized plan
for that
has been Inaugurated
group as for the sororities and fraternities, they have failed to do so
e

Professor!
the bewildered freshman for going to Kastle hall for
an English class during his first
days here, and for wandering worriedly about in search of the Armory. Seniors, looking at the poor
honestly
beginner,
believe they
rould tell him where and what
every building is. But here we
pause for it has come to our at' We excuse

LEXINGTON, KENTUCKY,

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Of Kaufman-Ferbe- r

new "Clearing House" column. After
much scientific investigation, historical research and intense study
of the weather, my colleagues and
I have come to the definite conclusion that Noah must have built hit
ark in or near Lexington.
Conditions Perfect
"The weather conditions here are
perfect . . . The abundance of wood
in our forests was probably used
for the boat's construction and
limestone for its ballast ... Only
yesterday I opened my upstairs
window and found a duck swimin the
ming around in mid-a- ir
heavy dew." And so on. But what
can be done about It, Mr. Rankin?
For Outside Fiends
you pUn to go camping this
Minimer, here is one you might try.
According to a Massachusetts State
College professor, nothing is better
than "Indian Lemonade." It's mad
from sumac berries which are boiled
until they form a thick syrup. Tire
professor states that this drink is
only one of the many to be had
from wild growth.

ir

Today's

Editorial
editorial

Fae

page contains.

In addition to the advertisements.
On The Lam and a record of the
second round with "That Fellow."

Ravelings. editorials.
Who's Who-ey- .
Besides the dance problem men- -i
ioted above, there is also an editorial discussion of the Student
All the
Union Building situation.
copy is in . . . the letters have been
answered ... and so to pret at 9

Show;

Nisbet, Geiger Get Leads
Stagc Door.' Broadway Film
Success, Will Open Hun
Al Little Theatre
On April 25

TO HOLD

MINNA BLOOM FIELD
HAS IMPORTANT ROLE

CONTEST TODAY

BRIDLE

BLOCK,

STOCK

TO

ROTC

CORPS

Virginia Combs, Independent,
Do Ann Young, Chi 0,
Are Named As
Sponsors
COMPANY CAPTAINS
TO BE APPOINTED
High

Enrollment
Military
Makes Addition
Necessary

Two new companies will be added

Scene Of Play Laid In Home Honorary Ag Fraternity Will to the University ROTC regiment
For
Conduct Judging Meet
according to an announcement yesGirls
In Pavillion At
terday by Lt. Col. B. E. Brewer,
head of the military department.
1 OTlock
"Stage Door." the Edna
as
Stage-Struc-

EDITION
KERNEL

NEW SERIES NUMBER 46

FRIDAY, APRIL I, 1938

cGTAIvTRAg College

Men Eligible
For ODK

Must Have Data
In By April 12
All men eligible for ODK
must turn In a list of thrir
points to The Kernel Business Office before April 12, it
was announced yesterday by
James S. Shropshire, faculty
advisor of the organization.
Application blanks can be
obtained from The Kernel
business office, Mr. Shropshire said. A certificate cf
1.5 standing from the dean's
office must accompany all
applications,
and all extra
curricular activities besides
those listed on the blanks
must be included.

Ferber-Georg- e

S. Kaufman Broadway and
Hollywood success, will be the fifth
major Guignol production of the
current season. Prank Fowler, head
of the little theater, said yesterday.
The play is scheduled for a week's
run beginning April 25.
Laid in the Footlights club, a
home for stage struck girls, the play
comedy of modern
is a three-ac- t
interest and appeal. Starring Kath-erin- e
Hepburn and Ginger Rogers,
the production was outstanding in
the movie version.
Two University students will have
principal roles in the production.
Louise Nisbet will play Kaye Hamilton, a moody young girl whose unhappy married life has embittered
her, while Clarence Geiger will act
as Keith Burgess, an ambitious
young playwright.
The cast consists of a number of
townspeople as well as students, including several established Guignol
players. Minna Boomfield will have
the part of Terry Randall, a young
actress who refuses to give up the
legitimate theater for the movies.
The complete cast is as follows:
Christine McBrayer. Judith
Minna Bloomfteld. Terry Rane
dall: Sarah Elizabeth McLean.
Niemeyer; Barbara Smith. Jean
Maitland; Jean Megerle, Big Mary:
Cordelia Forrest. Little Mary: Louise Nisbet. Kaye Hamilton; Dorothy
Love Elliott, Bobby Melrose; Vie
Crutcher, Madeline Vauclain.
Katherine Crouse. Louise Mitchell; Mary Elizabeth Rentz. Kendall Adams; Gail Kern. Susan
Paige; Barbara MacVey. Olga
Bra in t; Virginia Hayden. Linda
Shaw: Elisabeth Brown. Patricia
Ann
Devine: Mimi Wiedeman.
Braddock: Erma Jane Reis. Tony
Ellen Feaverly.
Gilette; Ruth Lewis.
Isabel White. Mattie; Mary Lyons, Mrs. Orcott; Opal Palmer.
Mrs. Shaw; Clarence Geiger. Keith
Burgess; Greer Johnson. Sam Hastings; Norman Marshall, Jimmy
Clifton Vogt. Larry West-cotC. R. Lisanby, Billy; Damcron
Davis. Frank; Louis Yandell. Fred
Powell; Roy Baldridge, Lou
J. B. Faulconer, Dr. Randall; and James Holt. Adolph
Gretzl.
The part of David Kingsley will
Jane
be cast in the near future.
Crump and Ruth Lewis, members
advanced dramatics class,
of the
will assist Mr. Fowler in directing
the production.
Can-fiel-

Ber-nic-

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Tobacco Growers

Hear Farrington,
State AAA Official

Wednesday.
Referendum regulations, under the
AAA of 1938, provide for a voting
place in each community where
burlcy tobacco is grown, with each
producer of burley tobacco in 1937
entitled to cast one vote. If more
than a third of the growers voting
in the referendum vote against the
quota, it will not be applied.
The 1938 burley marketing quota
has been set at 350.000,000 pounds.
This quota would not require a reduction of more than 2.000 acres in
Kentucky, according to Mr. Farrington.
The state allotment will be divided
among farms on the basis of past
marketing of tobacco and physical
factors affecting production of tobacco.
One hundred and fifty thousand
farmers will be eligible to vote in
114 counties of the slate.
In view cf the present supply,
prospective plantings, and the irregular prices received for the 1937
crop. Congress has directed that a
marketing quota be proclaimed at
this time.

EIGHT STOCK RINGS
WILL BE PRESENTED

Freshmen, Upperclassmen
Making Highest Scores
To Receive Trophies
Beef cattle, sheep, hogs and mules
will be Judged this afternoon at 1
o'clock in a contest held under the
sponsorship cf Block and Bridle at
the Judging pavilion.
Trophies will be awarded by the
Block and Bridle club to the freshman and upperclassman making the
highest score, and the senior making the highest score will receive
a medal from the Naticnal Block
and Bridle club. Entrants must
give reasons for their choices in
each of the eight rings of livestock
to be presented.
Faculty members judging the contests are Prof. L J. Hcrlacher.
shtep: Prof. E. S. Good, beef cattle;
Prof. E. J. Wilford, hogs, and Prof.
W. S. Anderson, mules.
Chairmen of the student committees for the different rings of livestock are: B. F. Cottrell, sheep;
James Quisenberry, beef cattle; J. B.
Jones, hogs, and Julian Smith,
mules. Carl Camcnisch is superintendent of the contest.
There will be a separate judging
contest for dairy cattle on April 30
under the auspices of the Dairy
club.
,

NIGHT
FEATURES HIT
'KERNEL

Stage Door,' Broadwav, Film
Plus 'Maid's Night Out'
Promises Good Bill
Door," a trip behind
Broadway footlights, and "Maid's
Night Out" will share the spotlight
tonight at this week's Strand theater college night session. A musical short, animal antics in cartoon, and more of the
serial "The Mask" will wind up
the evening's celluloid bill of fare.
The No. 1 attraction of the night,
"Stage Door,"
Katherine
Hepburn as the rich man's daughter who seeks and finally finds stage
success and Ginger Rogers as her
hard bailed roommate li a cheap
theatrical rooming house. The legitimate theater version of the play
will reach the Gtiignai boards late
this month.
The second feature, "Maid's Night
Out," is an
film with Joan
Fontaine and Allen Lane. "Trailer
Paradi.se," a musical short, will offer swing and sway on wheels to
Strand movie goers.
Chapter 6 of "The Mask," silent
thriller with Jack Holt, will give
college night patrons a chance to
supply their own sound effects.
"The Timid Rabbit." animal cartoon will complete the menu.
A coupon elsewhere in today's
Kernel will admit two students to
the film feast at the reduced price
of sixteen cents each. The reduced
rates end at 8 p. m.

"Stage

spine-chillin- g

h

Scholarship Award
Will Be Made By
Lamp And Cross

scholarship will
be awarded to the most outstanding freshman boy in the University
by Lamp and Cross, senior men s
honorary fraternity, it was announced by Worthlngton Ensming-e- r,
president.
Tlie winner of the scholarslup
will be chosen for excellence in
scholastic work and campus activity with the entire student body
having a part in his selection. Ballots will be placed in post office
boxes for the purpose of student
nomination of candidate. Professors and deans of the colleges will
aid the fraternity in the final
choice of the most worthy entrant.
Announcement of the winner will
Another football candidate was
be made by Lamp and Cross on
bedaccepted into the ranks of the
May Day at their formal pledging
afternoon
Cats Tuesday
ridden
when Don Powell. Chicago half- ceremonies in Memorial hall.
a broken bone in his
back, suffered
L HIGH SENIORS GIVE PLAY
right leg.
The injury was inflicted while
practicing with the team during the "Life Begins at Sixteen," a comeearly part of Tuesday's practice, but dy of youth, will be presented by
it was not until Wednesday that it the Senior class in the University
was discovered the bone was broken. High auditorium Friday, April 7.
Powell, one of the players counted Mrs. Sherman
E. Miller, critic
on next fall to move the Blue Ship teacher in English, is directing the
of football out of the grid doldrums, play.
Tickets are being sold by Univerwas resting comfortably in his room
sity high seniors and will also be
at Bradley hall when tlie last
uld at Uie door, April 7.
were received.

Powell Breaks Leg

In 'Cat Practice

A

ter

The new units will be designated
Companies A 1 and G 1.
Miss Dorothy Ann Young. Chi
Omega, has been chosen sponsor
for Company A 1 and Miss Virginia
Ccmbs, Independent, was named
sponser for Company G 1. The
selections were made by Cadet Colonel Arthur W. Plummer. Cadet
Lt. Colonels James Smee. Jack
Shanklin, and Sam McDonald.'
Increases in the enrollment have
so enlarged the cadet corps that at
present the six companies are too
large to be properly maneuvered. ,
Company A has four platoons of
six squads each, making a total of
192 men, while B and G companies
have four platoons of five squads
each or 160 men in each company
Other companies are above their
normal strength also.
Adoption of Colonel Brewer's plan
means that two more company
commanders 'and several lieutenants will be appointed, besides the
sergeants and corporals who would
not otherwise receive their chevrons
Battalion arrangements will not be
changed.

AWS AND YWCA
BALLOT APRIL 7
Election Will Be Initial
Of Two Women
Groups
of officers in the

Co-Voti-

YW-

CA and Association of Women Students for the first time will be held
April 7, Frances Sadler, president
of AWS, said yesterday.
Candidates for the five AWS ofsecfices, president,
retary, treasurer, and town representative, will not be announced
until the day of election. They have
been selected from petitions by a
nominating committee composed of
three women students and Dean
Sarah G. Blanding.
YWCA candidates for the offices
secreof president,
tary, and treasurer, will be anTuesday. They have been
nounced
chosen by a nominating committee
composed of the senior cabinet of
the organization.
Ballots will be cast in the Administration building from 10 a
m. to 4 p. m. and in the Commons
and Boyd hall from 12 noon to 1
4-6
p. m. Girls who live in the dormitories are required to vote In Boyd
The last open house of the se- hall.
AWS officers and members of the
mester will be held at the Woman's
building, Friday afternoon, April 1, AWS council, composed of a reprefrom 4 to 6. A student orchestra sentative from each sorority and
will furnish the music and refresh- three from each dormitory, will be
Installed
after Easter vacation.
ments will be served.
YWCA
officers will inducted in
These open houses for all stuMay.
dents on the campus were started
five years ago when Mrs. Lebus,
the hostess of the building, arrived
on the campus. They were organized for the purpose of acquainting
the Independent girls with the boys
on the campus.
Each spring a formal is held Sigma Pi Sigma Honorary
Hear Sound Discussion
which is sponsored by the Independent girls. The first two formats
At Meeting
were held at the Woman's building, but as increased interest in
Discussing his experiments on inthese formals were shown each year terference of sound. Dr. H. K. Schillthey are now hsld In the Alumni ing, Union College, Lincoln Nebrasgym. The one this spring is sched- ka, spoke at an open meeting of
uled for Friday night, April 8.
Sigma Pi Sigma, honorary physics
Members of Cwens and A. W. 8. fraternity, at 7:30 o'clock Tuesday,
have assisted in entertaining and March 29. in Pence hall.
acting as hostesses at these open
Tlie national executive committee
houses. Next year the open houses of Sigma Pi Sigma makes a yearly
held at the Student Union selection of the most prominent
will be
building.
physicists to lecture to the individual chapters on their field of achievement in physics.
Dr. Schilling was chosen to make
this year's tour and to present his
lectures on the experiments presented at the American association
Election of officers for the forth- ,of physics teachers in December at
coming year was held by Kappa Indianapolis, Indiana.
chapter of Phi Beta, national honorary and professional music and
dramatic fraternity for women,
Monday. March 28.
New officers are: Adele Gensemer,
president; Mary Ann Stilz.
Due to other events having taken
and Mary Louise
up most of the suitable dates, the
were re- State high school track meet may
The following officers
elected: Elizabeth Rhe Tillet, sec- be switched to some site other than
retary; Marjorie Jenkins, treasur- Stoll field, it was revealed in a report from the office of Russ Bridger; and Virginia Rich, historian.
Installation of officers will be held es, athletic director at Highlands
Woman's High school and a member of the
Monday afternoon
Kentucky High School Athletic Asbuilding.
sociation Board of Control.
VM-YThe announcement did not sugCHOIR ON RADIO
gest any other possible track on
The discussion of general relig- which the meet might be contested,
ious problems is the purpose of a but rather than conflict with some
new University
Extension Studio affair already scheduled, the scene
orogram inaugurated March 29. would be shifted.
The Board of Control of the body
The program will feature the Y. M.
and Y. W. C. A. choir under the is slated to meet Saturday at the
direction of Herman Kendall and University when the definite date
and city will be named.
Tom Spragens.

Independent Girls
Plan Open House

Today

From

Schilling: Speaks
To Physics Group

Gensemer Elected
Head of Phi Beta

Track Meet Site
Will Be Shifted

door-keepe- r.

e

Interior Decorator Presents
Illustrated Lecture
At Women's
Convo

MEANING OF WINDOWS
IS SPEAKER'S TOPIC

UNIT

and illustrated her lecture with motion picture examples of the more
important patterns of lace and net.
She pointed out that he beginnings of lace might be found in
the nets of Egyptian fishermen as
early as 2000 B. C. Lace making,
because of the Intricacy of design
and pattern, might be considered a
fine art. Mrs. Zagat said.
The satisfaction of an aesthetic
sense and an aspiration to better
things, were given as major reasons
for the development of lace. During the middle ages lace making
reached a nigh state of perfection
and noblewomen of the day were
taught cutwork and needlework in
groups that served as finishing
schools.
Mrs. Zagat was the guest of the
heme economics staff at a dinner
Wednesday night after which she
addressed a group of home economics students at the Agriculture
building.
Thursday's address concluded the
lecseries of vocational-guidanctures arranged for University women under the auspices of the Dean
of Women's committee on choosing
a vocation.
e

ARTIST TO TALK
ON GARDEN DAY
Constance Spry, Decorator
For Duke and Duchess Of
Windsor, Will Speak
Mrs, Constance Spry, an artist of
international fame, and a decorator for English royalty and for the
wedding of the Duke and Duchess
of Windsor, will lecture on "Flower
Arrangements" at 2 p. m. Saturday,

April 9. in Memorial hall.
Mrs. Spry's lecture will be a feature of Garden Day, and Is under
the auspices of the University club
and the Garden club of Lexington.
A buffet luncheon will be served
at 1:00 p. m. In the recreation room
in Patterson hall.
Arrangements
will be made to serve 125 guests.
Reservations must be made before
April 7.
The limitation of the number of
guests and the placing of the luncheon In Patterson hall were necessitated by the Kentucky high school
forensic tournament, which will be
in session at that time. Hundreds
of high school students from all
sections of the state will be on the
campus and will need all of the
available space for their speaking
contests.
Immediately following Mrs. Spry's
lecture she will be given a tea by
Doctor and Mrs. Frank L. McVey
at Maxwell Place.

cient day of fools is Just well begun.
Antiquiarians have been digging
up explanations for the origin of All
Fools Day, but still nobody knows
for sure Just how, when, or where
the custom started. In India the
Feast of Hull has been celebrated
for numberless centuries by sending
people on foolish errands.
One fantastic explanation is that
the custom arose from a farcical
celebration of the sending of Jesuss
from Annas to Caiphas, from
to Pilate, from Pilate to Herod
and from Herod back to Pilate at
the time of the trial and crucifixion.
A Roman legend gives a possible
origin. Beautiful Proserin
led in the Elysian meadows and
tired from her long walk, she sat
tl'jwu and filled her lap with daf
Cal-pha-

fodils. Pluto found her and carried her screaming to the lower
world. Her mother heard the echo
of the screams and went In search
of the voice, but her search was in
vain for it was impossible to find
mothe echo. This
ther was the world's number one
April FooL
There Is a tradition among the
Jews that the custom of making
fools on the first of April arose
from the fact Noah sent out the
dove on the first of the month
gto our April, before the
water had abated. To perpetuate
the memory of the diliverance of
Noah and his family the custom
grew up on this anniversary to punish persons who had forgotten the
conneccircumstances
rcmarkabe
ted with the date by sending them
on some bootless errand, similar to
that on which the patriarch sent
the luckless bird from the windows
of the
g

ert

MEN

DEAN COOPER TO (JIVE
MEDAL TO TOP SENIOR

RIFLE

Crack Regiment Now Drilling Trophies Will Be Awarded
To Winners Of Stock
For Fifth Corps Area
Judging Contest
Be Held
Test To
On May 20
Joseph Gayles of New Albany, In
diana. has been engaged as the
ONLY FIRST PLATOON
principal speaker at the agricutural
WILL MARCH IN OHIO
banquet which will be held at

Six

6:30

Year Rotating Award o'clock Monday night. April 4, in
the University Commons. He will
To Be Installed
replace H. B. Gayle. county agent
Next Month
of Union County, who was forced

Initiation ceremonies for 45 Per- by an illness to cancel his address.
shing Rule pledges, started last
Miss Sadie Wilgus. home demonweek at Camp Daniel Boone. Ken- stration agent of Union county, will
tucky river, were completed Wed- speak at the banquet as originally
nesday night with the Installation scheduled. Both speakers are graof seven new men.
duates of the University, Miss WilDefending drill champions of the gus of the class of 1925 and Gayle
Fifth Corps Area for the seventh Of the class of 1920.
consecutive year, the unit, composDoctor and Mrs. Frank L. McVev
ed of two platoons under Cadet will be guests at the annual e.en'.
Captain Arthur Plummer. is now at which Alpha Zeta, honors v agtraining three days a week for the ricultural fraternity, will hold iw
1938 event, scheduled for May 20,
Upsilon
pledging exercises
at Columbus, Ohio, official area Omicron. honorary and Phi
home economics
headquarters
and scene of past society, will introduce its new memcompetitions.
Harold Binkley. Fulton, will
bers.
The unit Is also scheduled to be in charge of Alpha Zeta s pled- compete May 6, at Bowling Green. j ging. while Miss Margaret Markley.
Kentucky, for the Company B3 Augusta, will be the spokesman ior
trophy of Western Kentucky Tea- the latter group.
cher's college.
Alpha Zeta's annual award of a
The Fifth Corps Area trophy, to medal to the outstanding gradube Installed next month as a six ating senior in agriculture will be
year rotating award by the First presented by Dean Thomas Poe
Regiment headquarters, Pershing Cooper. A medal will be awarded
Rifles, Columbus, is reported to be by Phi Upsilon Omicron to the sopthe most attractive prize ever of- homore girl who made the highest
fered in the event. It measures 28 standing last year as a freshman
by 30 inches, and is brilliantly de- in the College of Agriculture.
Trophies for the winners in the
corated with gold rifles, eagles, and
a gold figure of General John Per- freshman and upper class divisions
shing.
of Block and Bridle's stock judging
At the conclusion of the six year contest, which will be held tomorperiod, the trophy will be retired row in the Judging Pavilion, also
by the unit presenting the most will be presented at the banquet.
Ribbons for second and third prizes
impressive record over that time.
Only the first platoon, composed in both divisions wul be presented.
Setting a precedent, several of the
mostly of upper classmen, will drill
in the competitive marching at Co- alumni in Central Kentucky have
lumbus. The second platoon, made been invited. The adding of the
up largely of the 45 initiates and alumni to the usual number of fafreshmen, is scheduled to pass in culty and students Is expected to
swell the attendance to more than
review.
300 persons.
A feature at the Columbus chamA new arrangement of tables,
pionship competition will be a marlights, and decorations Is planned
ching review by a Confederate company, representing this school, and for the banquet, which is intended
a Union company from Ohio State to serve as a medium for student
University. The Blue and Gray units to become better acquatutd with
ire being drilled under Civil War each other and with the faculty and
army tactics. There will be no prize alumni.
In order to facilitate the puroffered.
Pershing Rifle was installed on chase of tickets, the closing date
the campus in 1931 by Warrant Of- for their sale has been extended
ficer Knight, and has compiled the from noon tomorrow to noon Mon-

impressive record of seven consecutive Fifth Corps Area drill titles.
Tlie unit has also captured numhonors.
erous intra-stat- e
Requirements for admission into
the organization include au academic standing of one or above,
excellence in military tactics, and
strong moral character.
Thp 4.S ipw Pprshinir Rifle mem
bers are: E. A. Horn, H. H. Cur'i.-- ,
J. U. Courtney. E. W. Spears. A. W.
Williams, J. K. French, J. A. Marshall, B. E. Treanor. J. D. Lewers.
T. C. Jackson, J. Stevens, R. M.
Drake. W. E. Robards, C. Brown, B.
Bell, R. U. Gaines. E. Robinson. D.
P. Moloney and J. W. Webb.
W. R. Swope, D. W. Harp. D. F.
Baiker, W. L. Stephenson, S. Johnson, J. L. Cook, J. H. Flagg. W. G.
Bryson. R. H. Cluud, C. O. Bruce,
In accordance with annual tradi- R. C. Whayne, J. H. Groseclose, J.
tion, the senior class will hold tree F. Hiestand, G. R.
W.
Graviss.
planting ceremonies at 3:30 p. m. Mountjoy, G. W. Chenaie, B. H.
R.
today near the north entrance of Reiss, O. P. Antes,
and R. P. Plaga.
the campus on Limestone Street
J. R. Powers, W. T. Nash, W. H.
Robert Stiz, president of the class, Karraker, J. Pole, O. W.
Sellars. R.
will be in charge of the exercises W. Mullis
and C. B. Stidham.
A red oak will be planted, with both
members of the senior class and
faculty members in attendance.
A bronze plaque with appropriate
inscriptions, will mark the site of

day. Assistant Dean L. J. Horlacher
announced yesterday.

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Annual Tradition,
Planting Of Tree,
Takes Place Today

UK Prof To Speak

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Kampus
Kerneb
A meeting of the Kernel stair
will be held at 3 pi in. today m th
news room. All reporter and other
interested in working on the paper
are urged to attend.

There will be an important dinner meeting of the varsity tennis
team at 6 o'clock tonight in the
Commons. A compulsory business
meetuig of the varsity tennis squad
will be held at 7 o'clock in Room
104. McVey hall.
There will be a meeting of the
Student Union constitutional committee at 3 p. m. today in Dean T.
T. Jones' office.

Delta Sigma Chi. men's honorary
Journalism fraternity, will hold an
important meeting, at 8 o'clock,
the planting.
Ayls-for- d
"The Fine Arts as Tools in Social Tuesday night. April 3. at 324
Place. It Is important that
Work" will be discussed by Dr.
van de Wall at the Florida all members be present at this
Refreshments will be
state conference of social work, meeting.
Monday, April 4, at St. Petersburg, served.
Florida.
Music group of the Y. W. C A.
Following the address, a concert
will be given by the Florida state will meet Monday at 3 p. m. m the
symphony orchestra, developed un- Woman's building.
der the Works Progress AdministraWinifred Jayne will speak at 'he
The telephone is the modern tion. van
Dr.
de Wall is now in St. regular meeting of the Dutch Lurch
April Fooler's delight. Your roommate may give you a telephone Louis to attend the annual Music club at 12 o'clock Fridav at the
number and tell you to ask for Mr. Educators National Conference as Maxwell Street Presbyterian church.
Lamb. A call will reveal that the a member of the Committee on A nominating committee will be appointed for the election of the new
number Is the local butcher shop. Music in Social Life.
officers.
Variations of this theme are numerous. Cemeteries are called for
World Fellowship group of the
Mr. Graves; police station phone
Y. W. C. A. will meet Monday a
wires are loaded with messages for
3 p. m. at the Women's building,
Mr. Sells; dog pounds received demands for Mr. Barker.
Dr. W. D. Funkhouser. Dean of with Elizabeth Cowan as speaker
In New York City playful busi- the Graduate School, will address
There will be a hike Saturday
ness men have crowded the wires the regular monthly meeting of the
afternoon, sponsored by the WAA
Filson club.
of the aquarium and the zoos by April 4. at 8 Louisville, on Monday. and the YMCA. Hikers will meet
p. m. His subject will
making their secretaries ask for Mr. be "Recent Discoveries in Kentucky at 3 o'clock in Patt hall.
Bear, Mr. L. E. Phant, Mr. Lion, Prehistory."
Miss f ox, and Ueorge Pike, and
Dr. Funkhouser has done much
All bids to supply freshman caps
Mr. Trout that telephones in both research in Kentucky and elsewhere for the coming year are due in th
these institutions are disconnected pertaining to prehistoric man. and hands of the Men's Student Counevery April 1.
is widely known as an outstanding cil not later than April 25. lt was
And so it goes. It's still a 100 to aumoriiy on the subject. He has announced by the council. Business
1 bet that you will be the butt of written numerous
pamphlets, books firms wishing to submit bids are
an April Fool Joke. Do I hear any and magazine articles on archaeolasked to include sample materials,
ogy atid &Gthr?p,j!ogv.
takers?
designs, ana cust.

Watch Out Student Or Some Wag
Will Get You With A Timely Gag
It's a 100 to 1 that you don't get
through today without being made
an April Fool.
If your mail contains a $10,000
check, don't try to cash it; the an-

INITIATES

Alpha Zeta. Ae Fraternity,
To Hold Pledge Rites;
Home Ecs Present
New Members

PERSHING

Talk Concludes Vocational
Guidance Series Backed
FORTY-FI-VE
By Dean Blanding
Tracing the history of lace and
its use in window decorations, Mrs.
Helen Zagat, noted interior decorator, designer, and lecturer, addressed a convocation of University women yesterday in Memorial hall.
Mrs. Zagat spoke on "Windows
Their Architectural Meaning from
Earliest Time to the Present Day"

Will Sponsor

Annual Banquet Monday;
Joseph Gayles Is Speaker

OF LACE, NET

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NEW UNITS
WILL BE ADDED
TWO

Guignol Plans Production

profestention that a
sor on the campus "he's inhabited
Burlcy tobacco growers referenthe place for fourteen years) was dum vote which is tnj be held April
greatly em harassed last week when 8. and the new 1938 (farm program
asked by some visiting ladies thr was explained by O. M. Farrington,
location of the Agriculture build- state director of the AAA, to 200
ing! Luckily, with a wild guess, h committeemen from 39 counties of
directed them to the right place the region at the Agriculture ExWhy professor!" L. L. J. .
periment Station Monday through

Rentacky Weather
Mr. Rankin writes a two-paletter wherein he snaps and growl
at Kentucky weather. Here is part
of it. -- We would lilt to take this
opportunity to make an important
scientific announcement in your

SEMI-WEEKL-

UNIVERSITY OF KENTUCKY

VOLUME XXVIII

April I
Although today is April 1. somehow those letters received since
last issue' column just didn't
Mnack of April Pool. One of two
of the writers seemed rather serious. However, whether good or
bad. it must be admitted that the
response to the announcement of
a contributor's column was very encouraging, and the staff is happy.
Send in some more. It's your outlet.

anonymous

The Kentucky Kernel

FRIDAY

At Florida Meeting
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Funkhouser Will
Talk At Filson Club

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