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clinton challenges
GOP to drop partisanship

JAKARTA, Indonesia -— Immersing himself in
foreign polic as political problems mount at
home, President Clinton yesterday challenged
Republicans who will run Congress
to follow the tradition that “ arti—
:. sanship stops at the water’s e ge.”

Rejecting Republican efforts to
delay a vote on a world trade agree-
ment, Clinton urged the GOP to
join with Democrats and ratify the
pact before a new Congress takes
office.

Clinton issued his plea in a
speech prepared for delivery to
business leaders following talks with Indonesian
President Suharto, who has ruled this country with
a firm hand for 27 cars. Clinton said he would
raise allegations ofy human rights abuses with
Suharto.

U.N. hails Iraqi IIIIWG

UNITED NATIONS — The U.N. Security
Council yesterday called Iraq’s recognition of
Kuwait “a significant step.” Diplomats said the ges-
ture could hasten the end of sanctions that have
crippled the Iraqi economy.

In a carefully-worded statement, the 15—member
council said it would closely monitor Iraq’s pledge
last week to acknowledge Kuwait’s sovereignty and
borders. Iraq’s recognition of neighboring Kuwait
is a fundamental step to lifting the oil embargo and
other economic sanctions imposed after Iraq’s Aug.
1990 invasion of Kuwait, New Zealand Ambas—
sador Colin Keating said outside the council cham—
ber.

m on behind in trust:

UK is losing by 72 pints in the Big Blue Crush
blood drive. UT has 847 donors while UK has
made to only 775. Students can donate blood today
and Friday from 9 a.m. to 4:30 pm. in-the Medical
Center. If students miss the Friday deadline, they
also may go to the Central Kentucky Blood Center
on 330 Waller Ave. until 9 pm.

Compiled from stafl: wire reports.

 

Clinton

Group holds
testing debate

By Glenda N. Elhington
Staff Writer

Preparing for the LSAT involves more than hit—
ting the books. It also can take a hit on student’s
Checkbooks.

The Societas Pro Legibus, a pre-law honor soci—
ety, held a “debate” between two of the leading
prep test schools last night in the Student Center.

Brenda Fitzpatrick of Kaplan-Lexin on and
Christine DellaMaggiora and Michael cLean of
the Princeton Review were on hand to explain their
schools’ approach to preparing for the LSAT, the
cost to students and the advantages of their pro-
grams.

“If you want to stay competitive for law school,
you have to take one of these prep courses,” said
Kevin Ghassomians, president of the honor soci-
ety. “Test prep is here to stay.”

Both schools offer a

 

five-week course, and

prices range from $695 for ‘

the Princeton Review

course to $745 for for the

Kaplan course. The Y0“ (47mm
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policy if a student’s score to he 47;
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bring their scores up,” get whenyou
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school are slim to none,”
McLean said.

Fitz atrick said she talks with many freshmen
about t e LSAT.

“You cannot start too early to be an informed
person and to et to where you want to be,” Fitz-

atrick said. “fie LSAT is a very good indicator of
ow ou will do in law school. The test is hard; it is
simgi y hard.”
he said the courses teach peo le the right
mind-set for taking the test. The UK re resenta-
tive for the Princeton Review, Katie Ho land will
take the LSAT next fall.

“It’s an investment,” said Holland, a political
science junior. “You’re obligated to sit down and
study for this test. When you study alone, you only
have ourself to judge (gmr progress)”

graduate Brady unnigan also said the prep
test has advanta s.

“I took the (ESAT) before, just studying on my
own, and did OK, then I took (a pre course) and I
increased my score b three points, he said. “One
Saturday out of your ife is going to determine how
your future unfolds.”

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WEATHER Mostly cloudy
today, high near 60; cloudy
tonight, low near 50; cloudy and
mild tomorrow, high near 6 5 .

SPORTS It’s the UK football staflwho

deserves criticism, not the resilient fans. Se'e

“I loo/e forward to serving students once again. I
hope to continue with the same sort of ideals. ”

- 800'" BBOSBIE, winner of yesterday ’s special election for

student trustee.

November I 7, I 994

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Crosbie

634 votes

Crosbie reeaptures seat

Law student
wins in romp

By Alison Kight
and Jennifer Smith
Staff Writers

For the second time in four years,
Scott Crosbie will occupy the student
seat on the Board of Trustees.

“I look forward to serving the stu-
dents once again,” the second—year
law student said. “I hope to continue
with the same sort of ideals.”

Crosbie, who finished with 634
votes and won by about 350 votes,
said he was leased by the large voter
turnout am? excited that he received
campuswide support.

All of the seven candidates at last
night’s announcement said they were
not surprised that Crosbie, who
served as Student Government Asso—
ciation president in 1991—92, was the
Winner.

Current SGA President Benny Ray
Bailey, who came in seventh place,
said he expected the Crosbie victory.

“I knew going into this thing that
I’d be starting 10 feet under round,”
Bailey said. “I’m not surprised.”

However, he said he was upset by
the regulation that calls for a special
election.

The guideline mandates that a spe-
cial election be held to fill the student
trustee seat if the elected SGA resi—
dent cannot fulfill the remaindjer of
his term. Former SGA President T.A.
Jones resigned his seat last month.

“This is an outdated law that needs
to be repealed,” Bailey said. “I am
going to change this law, but there is
nothing I can do now.”

Runner-u Ali Amoli said he was
surprised and) pleased he placed where
he did because he did not have as
many campaigners as the other candi—
dates.

“This isn’t an election on ideas, not
as much as it should be,” Amoli said.
“It’s an election on manpower. I do
not have any reek support; I’m not
any greek af lliation. But I’m not
upset.”

Melissa Kirtley, a music and busi-
ness senior, placed third and said she
was pleased by her voter support.

“I am excited that so many people
turned out to show confidence in my
ability,” she said.

“I was proud to run with such a

 

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NEW STUDENT 1808“! Scott Crosbie gets a victory kiss from his wife, K. C. Cros-

hie, at last night’s announcement.

fine bunch ofcandidates.”

Political science and English
senior Sean Rankin said his loss was
just 3 art of the campaign.

“T e sun is going to rise tomor-
row,” the fourth-place candidate said.
“Scott is a good guy. He is a quality
person."

Fifth—place

finisher Brandon

Voelker a reed, sayin he would like
to extend is congratu ations to Cros—
bie.

“I think he’ll do a great job on the
Board of Trustees,” said Voelker, a
political science and history junior.

Crosbie will represent the students
at the next Board of Trustees meeting
on Dec. 13.

 

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263 votes 244 votes

 

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172 votes

185 votes

  

145 votes

Berthar

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Barnes

23 votes 22 votes

MOSt ottioials pleased Willi student tlll‘llflllt

By Scott Drake
Stafl" Writer

Most election officials were both
surprised and thrilled by the number
of students who turned out to vote in
the election for the student seat on the
Board of Trustees.

Over the past two days, more than
2,000 students cast ballots at the 11
polling sites around campus. In com-
parison, a little more than 3,000 voted
in last spring’s Student Government
Association elections.

“The turnout showed there wasn’t
as much apathy in the students as the
administration believes,” SGA Vice
President Heather Hennel said.

“We were very happy with the
turnout,” said Darren DeVore, a mem-
ber of the Elections Board of Supervi-
snon.

“The highest (turnout) anyone
expected was 1,200 to 1,400.”

The unexpected number of students
at the polls did cause some delays for
voters.

“We had problems with the phone
lines backing up,” Hennel said. “This
occurred mostly during class breaks.
But otherwise the elections went very,
very smoothly.”

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But Senator at Large Beverly Cole-
man said the voter turnout was “sad
considering how important the student
seat on the Board of Trustees is.

“Students need to wake up and real-
ize how important the student govern—
ment is.”

Many students didn’t see the impor—
tance of voting in the election.

“It’s important for student rights,
but I think student government is a
joke,” said Jonathan Steenergen, an
interior design freshman. I‘I’m just not
really interested in it.”

Administrators, however, said the
seat is an important one.

“(The trustees) are the protectors
and guardians of the assets of the Uni-
versity,” said Jack Blanton, UK vice
chancellor for administration.

The most important duty of the
board is has is selecting the University
president, said current trustee chair-
man and former Gov. Edward T.
“Ned” Breathitt.

Originally, the board had no faculty
member or student members, said
Blanton, but as time went by, the fac-
ulty and then the students were allot-
ted seats for representation.

The Board of Trustees is composed
of 16 members appointed by the gov-

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”Y'E Hm VIM? Board of Trustees candidates Brandon Voelher (14?) and Ali
Amoli (right) discuss the race with Amoli ’s campaign manager, Rich Snedegar.

emor, three faculty members and one

student who, to this point, was the Stu-
dent Government Association presi-
dent.

The governing regulations for UK

full-time student at any time during
the academic year, a special election
must be held to select a full-time stu-
dent.

For the first time in UK history, a

state that if the student member does special election became necessary

not maintain the position as the stu-
dent body president or his status as a

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Bailey calls deal ‘hnnch of haloney’

By Sara Spears

Smwr Stuff ll 'rrter

Lexington (Iommunity Col-
lege’s student government
received less than half the money
it requested from L'K's Student
Government Association Senate

The money will be used as the
annual budget for the community
colle e government.

T e debate arose over a $2,400
request for food for LCC students
during finals week. In )ast years,
LCC’s Association 0 Students
only asked for $1,600 for this set—

come, first-served situation, night
students lose out,” Blake said.

Senator at Large julie Wright
brought an amendment to the
floor to reduce the original
amount of $2,400 to $800. This
amendment passed.

The Senate also voted to
reduce the allocation for the Black
History Program from $500 to

$250 and the Women’s History
Program from $500 to $250. The
Senate voted to cut out the funds
for LCC’s awards banquet alto-
gether.

“You gu 's have a banquet to
reward stu ems,” Blake said. “So

last night. vice. ,
The original $13,504 was LCCAS Vice President Sabrina

amended to $9,460 last week in Blake said that this was not

committee meetings, and the final enough.

$6,6l0 was the result of debate “We have run out of food in

during last night's meeting. the past, and since it’s a first—

- I’ll just have one at my house and
pay for it with my own money.”

Senator at Lar e LeAnn Nor-
ton said she t inks LCCAS
deserves all the money it could
get.

“They don’t even have a win—
dow in their door. They don’t
have a phone or anything,” Nor-
ton said. “They’re paying for
phone calls out of their own pock-
ets.”

SGA President Benny Ray Bai-
ley said he thought that the
amount of money LCCAS
received was low.

“It think it’s a bunch a baloney

that they didn’t et the money
they requested,” ailey said. “It
was extremely low compared to
the amount of money and effort
they put into UK SGA, and it was
not well represented in the pro—
portion of return (the Senate) gave
to them.”

Rich Snedegar, who serves as
liaison to the Community College
Outreach Program, agreed with
Bailey, saying LCC students got a
“raw deal” from the Senate.

“I don’t think the senators have
grasped the im ortance of the bill
toni ht," Sne egar said. “If this
bill ad come up a month ago,

 

there would have been no ques—
tion about it.”

Snedegar said the financial
problems within SGA have really
effected the LCC students.

Blake said LCCAS plans to
make an amendment that would
require LCCAS to get at least 60
percent of the money that LCC
students put into SGA’s funds
through student fees.

This amendment will increase
on a 5 percent basis until it caps at
70 percent.

LCC students give nearly
517,000 dollars to UK SGA as a
part of their student fees.

 

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Medicine. “The course gave the
non—medical peo le a better idea
what medical stu ents learn.”

The director of the program,
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The pro ram was open to
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“The faculty had to adjust we
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students to understand.”

Steve Watts, a UK Hospital
etnplovee, said the course pre-
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“It was a good idea because it
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WRFL’s Alternative Music Showcase continues
with Starbilly at the Wrocklage tomorrow night.

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Although the band officia ly formed in February, rock/punk bands ever. That may be due in Searcy said Starbilly is “a little ,
Brian Manley, the program director at WRFL-FM, part to Searcy, who is said to have one of smarter than the rock ’n’ roll out there The erCKIage i
88.1, said “they are really well-known in Louisville. the best voices in rock ’n’ roll. now. We are trying not to sound like 361 W. Short Street
It’s not like they’re a brand new band.” Guitarist David Ernst and drummer eve body else.” Massy Fer son i

That may be because Starbilly is really the culmi- Tom Tompkins are fresh out of Big Wheel, he lead singer said the comparison S . gu '.
nation of bands that are no longer together. Peter which has released three albums. Ernst is lonmua with Husker Dii is warranted but there WI f
Searcy, the frontman, was the singer for the leg- known for his uncompromising guitar riffs I] d are some differences. Indy ROCkal'ama

and olds the philosophy ‘1 ea “We are definitely a step or two Voodoo Glowslculls j
that the iriusic “doesré’t V rsnore degeloped than they were,” Too Fat To Skate f
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good.” gatzfi%;:; Til; Louisville band is looking for- For more information, call (606) 231'7655
Casey Seitz plays bass, will arm at ward to Friday ni ht’s show because it ,
and Phil Wakeman is the the alrocklage will mean adde exposure and the Lynagh S CIUb
newly added guitarist, for- tomorrow. chance to play with Cincinnati rockers 384 Woodland Avenue
merly of the band Rabbit p0,. more Thronebe . River Runts 5 0k Floaters
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5 Elaine Ford, Starbilly’s on the show Searcy said. “They’re (T hroneberry) a on ers
manager, describes the call the ’ great band.” Born Cross-eyed
band’s music as melodic Wrocklage Manley has had good experiences For more information, my (606) 255-6614
and catchy. “The guitar ,3,an with Throneberry in the past as well.
rocks in this band, and line at “Both bands do well as far as airplay Cheapside Bar & Gl'lll
Peter has a powerful, (606) 231-7655. oes, and Throneberry brin almost as _ .
beautiful voice.” ig of a crowd as the Blue erries do,” 13.1 CheapsideAvenue i
Ford said the band he said. Blll Farris T110
sounds slightly like the Starbilly released a 7-inch vinyl sin- Robby Bartlett
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