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beginning day |

The first
weeks

it's the second week of
classes. For all the
freshmen who still
have questions, here
some hints on
beginning your
freshmen life.

til: Make sure you
unpack in a timely
fashion. It you
haven't unpacked by
now, you don't know
the meaning of the
word "timely." Get
your room organized
and make sure you
really need stuff.

Todd rallies University

Lee Todd told the
University Senate
yesterday that he
plans to name the
chair of both the
Diversity Com-
mission and the
Commission on
the Status of
Women by the end
of the week.

Todd: ‘lt's our job to make the students love this place.’

students " Todd said.

Todd's focus at l' K is bioader
than just students. though.

By the week‘s end. Todd said
he hopes to name the chair of both
the Diversity (‘oniiiiissioii and the
(‘oiiiiiiission on the Status of
Women.

“1 want that leadership in
place." he said. tucx rourczk | wort

Todd clarified that he wants WT“?
these committees to be active only
as long as they are needed

He also said UK needs to im-

Todd discussed issues of im-
portance. saying he had gathered a
lot of information from walking
around campus. observing and
talking with people.

The work of Todd and others
can be seen around campus.

Some improvements will iii-
clude wireless technology outside
Patterson Office Tower and iii
dorms on North and South cam
pus. benches throughout campus.
and a Starbucks cybercat‘e with
‘cheerier" paint in the Student

By Kelley Sears

ASSISTANT NIWS EDITOT?

President Lee Todd said he
wouldn't quit his job even if he
won the Powerball jackpot.

Todd addressed the University
Senate yesterday and shared his
philosophy with the group of facul
ty members and students. Beside
the Senate members. more than
100 people gathered in the WT
Young Library auditorium to hear
Todd‘s speec h

#2: If, after a month,
you still have boxes
that aren't unpacked
and are only acting
as tables, you really
don't need the stuff
in them.

#3: Get familiar with

campus. Use the map
found in the bulletin
to make sure you
know where all of
your classes are.
Walking into the
wrong room or sitting
through a class in the
right room but the
wrong building is
fairly embarrassing.
Um what do you
mean this isn't the
Chem-Phys Building?

#4: Note that P.0.T.
refers to the tall
building on the main
part of campus
(Patterson Office
Tower) and isn’t
inside slang for illicit
drugs.

its: Watch where you
are walking. Large
construction hazards
are found all over
campus.

#6: Read the school
newspaper. It's the
best way to know
what's going on on-
campus. It's free, it
has crosswords and |
write for it. What
more can you ask?

#7: Take advantage of
everything you can
for these first couple
of weeks. You can
quite literally eat for
free if you know
where to go. Free
food and free T-shirts
are everywhere.

338: Meet people. Make
new friends, just go
up and talk. It'll make
the time before
classes start more
fun and give you
someone to party
with later on.

#9: Live a little, and
have fun.

College is the best time
of your life or at
least that is what i
have found. Welcome
to UK. Go Wildcats.

P.S. The squirrels on
campus outnumber
the students. We
should be nice to
them or it could get
very ugly, very
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Lorenzen will anchor offense again

Incumbent: Lorenzen will start Saturday against Cards

By Melanie Curtsinger

STAN WRITU?

Jared Lorenzen may have won. but
the battle is far from over.

“I can guarantee you this." UK foot-
ball head coach Guy Morriss joked. “The
starting quarterback will have a ‘2 on his
jersey come Saturday."

At a press conference Monday. Mor-
ris announced that Lorenzen. a sopho-

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During the student government retreat this weekend,
President Tim Robinson spoke on an Owensboro radio program.

more and the returning starter. would
take the first snap of the season Saturday
against Louisville.

His competition. redshirt freshman
Shane Boyd. will begin the season as he
ended it last year on the sidelines. But
don't count on him being there for too
long.

(‘oach Morris did not name Lorenzen
as the pertnanenl field commander for
the (‘ats Unlike last year's system under

By Andrea Uhde

ASS‘ STANT NEWS ED '09

It was a political
brainstorm over the
weekend as the Student
(Riverninent Association
traveled to ()wensboro. Ky.
to devise its priorities and
mission for the school year.
Among other tasks. the stu-
dent body representatives
drafted a mission statement
and plans for a new student
Web site.

The retreat. which is
the first to be held in sever
a] years. enabled members
to plan out the course ofthe
year and communicate and
relate with each other. . id
Student Government Presi
dent Tim Robinson.

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Quarterbacks Jared
Lorenzen and Shane
Boyd have competed
during the preseason
for the starting job.
Coach Guy Morriss
said that incumbent
Lorenzen will start
against the
University of
Louisville at 12:30
p.rn., Saturday at
Commonwealth
Stadium.

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then‘head coach Hal Mumme. Lorenzen
will share quarterback duties with Boyd
this year. Last season. Lorenzen played
every down until the last series oftlie last
game.

As a redshirt freshman. Lorenzen
passed for a NCAA freshman record of
will? yards. The sophomore passed for
more than 300 yards iii eight games. in-
cluding a school record 328 yards against
(ioorgia.

Lorenzen‘s statistics are impressive.
but l'K struggled to a 2%! record. Loren-
zen also threw Zlhnterceptions compared
to 19 touchdowns.

SGA prioritzis, unites at weekend retreat

t‘tlorts
unity the rest of

made
hopes to
1K.

years. there’s not been any
type of planning or any type
of way to get folks together.
and because of that there
hasn't been any unity."
Robinson said.

"I think everyone that
went came back real excitv
ed." he said. "Everyone got
a better sense that they‘re ter

campus

To enhance this itlilt'l'
tivo a new Web site.
ing student classifieds. a
calendar
book exchange. is in
making for later llll\ some»
. as well as

Last spring Morriss challenged
Lorenzen to improve his conditioning
and his game preparation. He responded
by reporting to fall camp noticeably thin-
ner and by watching more game film than
before.

Whether or not
Lorenzeii's off-season
work pays dividends. ex
pect Boyd to see game
action Saturday.

“I would look for
Shane probably as early
as the fourth series (of
the Louisville game)."
Morriss said. “He‘ll
come in and take a se-
ries or two. we‘ll see
how he does. and we'll
go from there."

And from there. UK may have a new
quarterback competition. But. the push
doesn't seem to bother Lorenzen. After
all. he did play all of last year after being
named the starter in yet another contro-
versial quarterback challenge.

“I‘m not worried about it." Lorenzen
said. “Obviously that's what I wanted.
but it doesn't matter.“

And Boyd doesn‘t seem too worried
either. In fact. he thinks that being the
underdog heading into the season may be
a good thing.

“It keeps the focused." Boyd said of
the challenge. “Knowing that I'm going to
get to play ~— that‘s a good feeling."

While the starting quarterback may
have been on the minds of just about
everyone else in the Bluegrass today.
there were more pressing issues for these
two to think of.

The University of Louisville comes to
Commonwealth Stadium Saturday. bring-
ing a 1-0 record and memories of last
years 4034 overtime defeat over UK.

"They're gonna play harder this
game than any other iii the season " Bmd

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to the able "

Lorenzen agreed. "Now teams have
to get used to us me and Shane."

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part of a group. There‘s a
spirit of cooperation "

Thirty-five of the till
student senators. execu»
tives and judges attended
the two days of group brain
storming sessions. working
with each other to define a
mission statement. which
includes the three main
purposes and slogan of the
organization unity.
SPT’Vle‘ and advocacy

Now that the SGA has

magazme for students fear
turiiig reports on what the
organization is doing with
its funds and legal services

(‘oorwration was an im
portant aspect of the retreat
as members spent a three
hour period together brain
stot‘iiiing ideas for issues to
focus on during the year
Within illt' two
ideas that resulted were
plans for a mentoring HS"
tem within the Freshtiieii

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and chairman Billy Joe
Miles spoke .‘ll the retreat

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but I think we came out
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Court rules against affirmative action

ATLANTA A federal appeals court ruled
Monday that a University of Georgia affirmative
action policy is unconstitutional because it arbi-
trarily gave all nonwhite applicants a statistical
boost The lltli l? S. (‘ircuit Conn of Appeals up-
held a lower court‘s ruling in favor of three white
women who were denied admission in 1999. The
appeals court said the policy. which awarded
race-based points to borderline students. violated
the t‘onstitution's equal-protection clause,
"I'GA’s policy is not only rigid and incomplete.
the benefit it awards each and every nonwhite
applicant is wholly. and concededly. arbitrary."
the court said, "If a university cannot even attic
ulate a basis for the amount of the numerical
bonus it awards nonwhite candidates. then it has
no right to award such a bonus,” The university
suspended the consideration of race last year
while it awaited the court‘s decision. The school
could appeal Monday's ruling to the full appeals
court or to the US. Supreme Court. Ninety per—
cent of students at the university were accepted
on grades and test scores alone, The policy ap-
plied only to the remaining ll) percent. assigning
them points on factors ranging from alumni rela~
tives to race. with nonwhite applicants getting a
boost.

Genetics plays large role in aging

‘i\'.-\SHI.\'GTOI\' Scientists have found
more clues suggesting whether people live to be
100 has more to do with their parents than how
often they visit a gym or eat their vegetables Re»
searchers at Beth Israel 1,)eaconess Medical (‘eir
ter in Boston say the secret of human longevity
may be a group of genes they found on a single
chromosome. They say those genes may actually
slow the aging clock for those who possess it. Dr.
Thomas Perls. coauthor of a new study on the
subject. has been looking for hints by studying
siblings who have prospered into their 90s under
their own steam. without dependence on modern
medicine The study will be published Tuesday
in the Proceedings of the National Academy of
Sciences.

Republicans launch counteroffensive

WASHINGTON Republican national
Chairman Jim Gilmore accused leading Democ-
rats .\londay of hypocrisy and lying about the
budget surplus at a time when he says President
Bush and the GOP are trying to set a new biparti-
san and civil tone in Washington. Gilmore said
Republicans are airing new TV ads to set the
record straight after Democrats put out their
own ads last week blaming President Bush for
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McAuliffe‘s principal rival for the chairmanship,
Maynard Jackson, is from Atlanta. Both parties
are intensifying their efforts to fix blame for the
rapidly changing budget picture in Washington.

‘Poor man's dream': Reality for winner

LOUISVILLE 7 Three of the four winners of
the $294.8 million Powerball jackpot claimed
their shares Monday. including an elderly Maine
couple who hid their winning ticket in a box of
cereal. a married mother of three from Minneso
ta and a 46-year-old ex-convict from Kentucky.
“It‘s a poor man's dream." Kentucky winner
David Edwards said. Except for the holder of the
Delaware ticket. all the winners were identified
Monday and all chose the lump-sum payment of
$41.4 million. before taxes. The Maine couple. Pat
and Erwin Wales of Buxton. did not attend a
news conference in Concord. NH. But their
lawyer. Terrence Garmey. described their jack-
pot as pait of a lucky streak for Pat Wales. 60. In
Roseville. Minn.. medical records clerk Sheryel
Hanuman. 41. of Minneapolis beamed as accepted
her share of the jackpot. She and her husband.
Chrisna. have three sons. ages 11. 10 and 9. She
said she may buy a new house. The holder of the
Delaware ticket. sold at a store in Hockessin. had
not come forward by Monday evening. Delaware
law gives winners at year to claim their prize and
allows them to remain anonymous.

Grand jury asked to indict Condit

MODESTO. Calif. - An attorney for a flight
attendant who claims she had an affair with Rep.
Gary Condit asked a grand jury Monday to indict
the congressman on charges that he tried to co-
erce the woman into denying they had an affair.
In a rare legal procedure. James Robinson. the
lawyer for flight attendant Anne Marie Smith.
submitted a citizen complaint Monday directly to
a Stanislaus County grand jury. It would still be
up to prosecutors to decide whether to pursue a
criminal case. and prosecutor Jim Brazelton said
Stanislaus County isn‘t likely to take any action
based only on Robinson‘s legal maneuvers. Mari-
na Ein. Condit‘s spokeswoman. decried the citi-
zen complaint.

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stay with their commitments”
steering them away from “aca-—
demic roadblocks.” I

University Senate mem3
bers seemed pleased with the
meeting.

“(I'm) looking forward to
the next six months to see .
what happens.” said George
Blanford, director of under- .
graduate studies in civil engi-
neering and chairman of the
administrative and academic
standards committee. '

Agriculture Communica-
tions professor Deborah With-
am agreed. saying Todd repre- '
sented himself very well.

“He‘s a very refreshing
change." she said.

tention. "The students are cus-
tomers.“ Todd said. “We need
to feel better and make them
feel better."

Todd said he is also inter-
ested in researching a plan
that would enable students to
graduate in four years or get a
refund for classes that hinder
a fouryear completion. SGA
President Tim Robinson sug-
gested the idea. Todd said.

Students would have to be
committed to their classes and

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UK is a good fit for costume professor

A different type of greenhorn: New costume construction and
stage makeup professor excited about teaching undergraduates

By Andrea Uhde
ASSISTANT um EDITOR

Bob Haven has gotten "much. much. much
more” than he ever expected in his career; his
delightful personality shows it.

One of the newest additions to UK's Theater
Department. Haven and his love for Kentucky
have blossomed like his career in costume con-
struction and stage makeup.

Haven's transition to UK is a story of its
own, and the job that he said “called out" his
name the minute he read the description is the
basis for this teacher‘s adventure.

It all began earlier this year. ..

Life before UK

Haven. a native of Nashua. NH. was teach-
ing costume technology at the University of Illi-
nois when he heard about the position at UK.

Haven realized that UK offered a tenure
track position for the job. which is rarely of-
fered.

“It was something I had to apply for." he
said. “The job called me. It didn‘t matter where
it was."

Haven received his MA. in Community
Theater at Emerson and his MBA. at the Uni-
versity of Delaware. He headed straight for Lex»
ington even before his resume was in the mail.

“I had no knowledge of Kentucky until I
came here." he said. “It was an extraordinary
surprise."

Haven came back later for the interview.
about which he said. “Being a child of the ‘60s. I
had very good vibes during the interview.“
Haven was impressed with UK and the faculty
commitment to education. He was hired and
moved down with his partner in July to start a
new life.

Preparations and expectations
In the past. Haven had taught only graduates

at the University of Michigan and the Universi~
ty of lllinois. At UK. he would be teaching un-
dergraduates. which took sortie preparation,

“I did some readin ) over the summer. and
basically that was the hulk of the preparation."
he said.

Haven added that he hopes to share his
excitement in his classes.

“Stage makeup is a hoot. Where else can you
go to do makeup that your mother wouldn't even
recognize you in?" he said. “And costume design
is the biggest kick there is."

Haven. who says he got into theater by de-
fault. went into the business without any train-
ing. Later. he decided to study theater instead of
his intended career path. English. and ended up
with one of the longest running graduate pro-
jects ever - . a children's theater in New Hamp-
shire.

After his move to Lexington. Haven was
ready to spread his love for the subject to classes
consisting of. for his first time ever. mainly
freshmen.

The first day of class

Haven said he wasn‘t nervous at all the
morning of his first class in the Fine Arts bu ild-
ing. He had gone to bed around 8 pm. the night
before. and in the early summer morning drank
coffee. checked the news and played with his
cats.

Then it was oil“ to the corridors of the Fine
Arts Building to teach his costume construction
and stage makeup classes.

"From my first impression. [the students]
are very eager. It's their first time sitting down
with a sewing machine." he said. "They seem
very engaged. Many of them were just waiting
for this course to be offered,"

Haven even said he liked the undergradu-
ates better than the graduate classes. “They're
willing to take more chances and not be so
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Final tally all that matters

"What's tlte one stat'.’” University oi"

Louisville coach John L. Smith asked. as a
Louisville sports intormation statl'er hand
ed him a sheet of Thursday night‘s New
Mexico State Louisville game statistics

Behind tne a Lexington based sports
broadcaster mumbled sotiiethiiig about the
SH yards of total offense the Aggies had
rolled up against the t‘ards, bttt that wasn't
the statistic Smith was alluding to

“ if- 3 l"" Smith asked the assistant. re~
terring to the game's final score. "That's
the only one that really matters. the other
ones don't really mean much."

Smith then turned away from the
starter and mounted a podium to field ques
tions t‘roin a polarized media.

First the Louisville based delegation
tried to romanticize the l' ot‘ l. victory.
questioning Smith about a
det'ensive revival, while the Lexington
based contingent wanted to
Louisville played poorly because they were
looking ahead to Saturday‘s game with l'K.

I’erhaps both sides were iii the right.

Louisville did hold New Mexico State
scoreless in the second hall". but the Aggies
didn't help themselves by tumbling three
times

And 1' ot~ I. didn't play with the passion
they reserve for l'K. but other big teams
played sluggishly in their season openers
in littllrl‘l‘v'dll‘y games (No. l Nebraska ll.
'l‘e\as (‘hristian T. No. lit Georgia Tech 11%.
Syracuse 7i

"lien again. perhaps both sides were iii
the wrong.

The most important story regarding

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know it‘

’l‘hursday‘s game was that Louisville had
played poorly and won. not that they
surrendered .Ill
yards or that I'K
is their ne\t
opponent

Just as this
weekends in; .sto
l‘_\' should lie
about either
Louisville contiii
uiiig its instate
dominance or l'I\'
opening its season
with a largely lll‘ir
expected w in

But this suit
ple stttl‘_\ w ill most likely be lost in pre- and
post game analyses.

Speculation concerning whether or not

Will Messer

SPORTSDAILY EDITOR

[K can revitalize its rushing attack and if

l' of L's det'etise has improved will tlood the
airwaves and columns

And l'K quarterback .Iared Lorenzeii
and the 31 interceptions he threw last sea-
son might be mentioned iii the same sen»
tence with Louisville safety Anthony Floyd
and the to passes he intercepted last
season

After the game. experts and analysts
will immediately look ahead to next week's
contests and the process will repeat itself,

But. does any ot'this really matter‘.‘

tine team may dominate the statistics
and lose. or dominate the statistics and
win. (tr the game could be played evenly.
the winner determined by luck. Regardless
ot‘ how the \ictor wins the game. the only

DWAYN CHAMBERS I PHOIOTDITOR

Louisville delensive lineman Michael Josiah
pursued New Mexico State quarterback K.c.
Enzminqer during the Cardinals’ win Thursday.

thing of ittiportaiice to it and its fans will be
the victory.

And come Saturday afternoon I' of L‘s
Smith or ITK coach (luy Morriss will greet
the media with a smile. whose owner will
be determined by only one stat.

 

 

 

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Live. and not from your
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()ne of the hottest summer
concert tours rolled into
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Center Aug. 16. blowing up the
hottest artists and hits of the
year.

M'l‘\"s TRL Tour featured
five artists and groups: new girl
group 3LW. P. Diddy's Bad Boy
recording group Dream. South
Philly's own female pit bull and
Ruff Ryder Eve. "(‘ountry
Grammar's" Nelly and. headlin-
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i missed .‘tLW. Dream and
Eve because of schedule cone
llicts. I was especially upset
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cently released her latest and
hot album. "Scorpion."

Making it in time for “Mid
west Swing." Nelly and his
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