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Thanks to spell check, others, it’ 5 been a great year

Dave Lavender
Arts Editor

 

“I didn’t come here, and I ain’t leavin.’ "
—Willie ”Booger Red " Nelson

You know it’s been a good night when
you stare onto your plate at the Waffle
House and realize the biscuit you're
holding does — to your and the biscuit’s
surprise —- have a small lake of gravy
crowded into a comer that it can land in.

You know it’s been a good week when
you’ve seen more great harp blowers
than you’ve see in a lifetime (Bob Dylan,
Mickey Raphael, who is Willie Nelson’s
harmonica player, and Kris Kristoffer-
son).

You know it’s been a good year when
the one thing for sure that you’re going
to take away from the three jobs you
worked seven-days-a-week here at UK
is you can now spell ”marriage” and
”psycho” (the only two words I spelled
wrong in headlines this year).

What more could a lowly food and
wine editor ask?

Yup, this year has seen changes in lati-
tudes, attitudes, but not in jogging shoes
and maybe that’s a good sign.

It's also been a year filled with strange
requests, like the guy who called in at

WRFL-FM (I host the bluegrass show)
and asked me to play some Black Sab-
bath. Hell, I would have — being from
an area where the local high school pep
bands play ”Iron Man" unbeknownst to
their puritanistic parents sitting, clap-
ping and humming along only a few
feet away — but rather than play the
Blizzard of 022 and die slowly at the
hands of some volatile fiddle player
who thinks the world went to hell when
Lester Flatt and Earl Scruggs went their
own ways, I asked this slightly hung
over, slurred-speech maker, ”Well, have
Tony Iommi and the boys put out any
bluegrass records lately?”

”That's what I thought,” I said feeling
not so well myself.

OK, so I have been a rude dawg once
in awhile, but I have done my time, as
Johnny Cash would say. In fact, I can
peer back at the past semester and Beam
with pride. (Pun intended.)

Just look at this list of short, yet undis-
tinguished, accomplishments.

OI dug in and passed all nine hours I
took this semester. (It was tough, folks,
especially knowing I have already taken
tennis and volleyball.)

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day.

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Hut, baby!)

°Although I had to miss the first day
of Algebra 109 (I was riding in the Oscar
Meyer Weinermobile), this math illiter-
ate did stay in the class for nearly a
month despite not having had a math
class for five years.

ODid not attend any truck pulls and
did attend an opera. (OK, I couldn’t un-
derstand what they were singing and I
slept a lot. But, I was there man!)

°Shot pool on the ugliest pool table in
Lexington, which is located in the base-
ment of Joe B. Hall Wildcat Lodge. (It’s
big and bright and blue, people.)

OSue me, but I liked and understood
”Cloud 9.”

ODid not write previews for three
shows in particular (Twilight Zone mu-
sic plays softly): Bruce Springsteen, who
postponed, Black Crowes, who left stage
after five minutes; and Alice in Chains,
who canceled. As one of my staff writers
would say, "Funky!”

As far as being the food and wine edi-
tor at the Kentucky Kernel, I have tried

to give the UK community a taste of
everything — ’cause as Guy Clark says,
”Breathing’s 'bout the only thing I do
too much of ain't enough.”

50, me and my lovely assistants have
tried -— in between sleepless nights, end-
less days and peanut butter granola bars
— to give you all (students, faculty,
friends, Romans ...) a little taste of
everything in the arts.

We’ve done music reviews of rap,
bluegrass, R 8: B, metal, pop, jazz, coun-
try and even college radio ”wreckords,”
as they’re soon to be called locally.
We’ve done features on art, dance, thea-
ter, symphonies, restaurants, authors
and banjo players with attitudes.

So what’s four across, starts with a K
and is 24 letters long? With a capital D
and it rhymes with conversions, and it
stands for Kentucky Kernel Diversions?

Love it or read the classifieds, baby!
I’m off to the land of the big general
with the big gut and big sweaters!

Arts Editor Dave Lavender is a journal-
ism senior and a Kentucky Kernel colum-
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Attention, all freshmen!

Here’s hoping that if you are a fresh-
man reading this column, this will be
one of the last times those words will
apply to you.

You’ve survived the first year of Food
Services and IOU-level courses. Soon,
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right now, anything looks bright and
cheery.)

Next year, you will have the honor of
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Finals rush can be managed if you take time to relax

Cheryl Tuttle
UK Substance Abuse Prevention Coordinator

 

Hurry, papers are due! Hurry, exams
need attention! Hurry, you haven't been
to the last two meetings of that club you
belong to!

Everyone experiences stress this time
of the semester. Have you built in time
for a relaxation workout during these
particularly busy and chaotic times?

We owe it to our bodies to slow down
from time to time, to give ourselves a re-
laxation workout. Although it sounds
like an oxymoron, you can learn a work-
out for relaxation.

Relaxation means different things to
different people. Soft music. Comforta-
ble clothes. Warm bubble bath. Stillness.
Quietness. Spending time with a pet or
watching fish in an aquarium.

You can purchase video cassettes to be
used passively (like watching a video-
tape of exotic fish in their natural habi—
tat) or actively (like a video cassette of
specific terrain to be used as an adjunct
to your exercise bike-riding).

Larger video distributors have selec-
tions of those videotapes you can choose
from.

You also can find audio tapes used for
relaxation. These tapes contain music
that is light, non-complicated and has a
beat slower than your heart rate.

Perhaps that the reason many who en-
joy Chinese food enjoy dining in the res-

taurant. The background music typical-
ly played is peaceful with slower, un-
complicated rhythms.

The Windham Hill label has many se-
lections with offerings that fit these cri-
teria, especially ”The Guitar Sampler.”

Other audio-cassette available to ac-
company your relaxation workout in-
clude ”The Subliminally Yours” series,
titled ”Relax.”

In ”The Relaxation and Stress Reduc-
tion Workbook" by Davis, Eshelman
and McRay, specific techniques for re-
laxation, such as progressive relaxation,
breathing, meditation, imagination, self-
hypnosis, autogenics, thought-stopping,
refuting irrational ideas, coping skills
training, time management, job stress
management, biofeedback and nutrition
are outlined. Exercises are simple and
easy to follow.

Although not specifically written for
college students, this workbook offers
techniques which could be of particular
use during these harried times.

The authors note that the techniques
outlined in their book "fall roughly into
two categories: relaxation techniques
that focus on relaxing the body and
stress reduction techniques that condi-
tion the mind to handle stress effective-
1y.”

Exercise remains the simplest way to
relaxation and certainly one of the least
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Getting away from the books and tak-
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(Campus Recreation is located in 145
Seaton Center and can be reached at 257-
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Finally, when pressures from late-
night cramming become too great, avoid
the temptation to use alcohol or caffeine,
which stress your body even further.

Instead, hit the sack.

Getting a good night’s sleep or even a
short nap will increase your concentra-
tion.

Don’t forget to take advantage of all of
the campus resources available to you.

A partial listing includes: professors;
advisers; the Health Education Office lo-
cated in the Dean of Students Office, 516
Patterson Office Tower, 257-6600; the
Master Student Class (for next time!),
301 Frazee Hall, 257-8701; The Learning
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students 25 years of age and older with
special services in 106 Frazee Hall, 257-
3385.

Remember, if these preventive meas-
ures do not work, there are other places
to go on campus, like the Academic Om-
budsman at 109 Bradley Hall (257-3737).
The ombudsman listens to students
with academic problems and tries to
bring about reasonable solutions
through mediation.

You also may go to the counseling
professionals in the student Mental
Health Services located in Kentucky
Cli.:ic/ Medical Plaza across Rose Street
from the Medical Center (233-6465) or
the Counseling and Testing Center lo-
cated in 301 Frazee Hall (257-8701).

If you’re unsure about your stress lev-
el and would like to pick up a stress
scale, you can stop by the Health Educa-
tion Office in 516 POT or call 257-6600
and one will be mailed to y0u.

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Future bright for Hansen, UK athletics in general

Ty Halpin
Sports Editor

 

Another year has come and passed,
budding life anew and closing another
saga in UK athletics.

With that out of the way, let’s get
right to the top events of the 1992-93
school year.

1. Jenny Hansen wins the NCAA all-
around title: Hansen took UK by storm in
her rookie season, breaking every record
in Gym Cat history. She qualified for the
NCAA Championships, which hasn’t
happened too often in UK history. As a
freshman, that was an enormous accom-
plishment.

Somehow, she just didn’t seem satis—
fied with that. She went to Corvallis,
Ore. and brought back the NCAA all-
around title. This was the only national
title earned by a UK athlete or team this
season. Add her tie for a Southeastern
Conference all-around title and Hansen
has put UK gymnastics on the map,
leading them to their first winning sea-
son.

Her abilities and victories this season
could vault (pardon the pun) the Cats
into consistent national recognition.
Freshman Jennifer Van Outer, who was
highly overshadowed by Hansen, also
made nationals. Coach Leah Little has to

be happy knowing these two athletes
will be back to lead UK for three more
seasons.

2. Wildcats make it to Final Four: After
last season’s heartbreaker to Duke, UK
took another step in the NCAA Tourna-
ment. Led by All-American and future
NBA lottery pick Jamal Mashbum, the
Wildcats issued four crushing, bruising
and (let’s face it) humiliating defeats to
make it to New Orleans.

The Cats fell in overtime to Michigan
in the national semifinals, 81-78, a loss
which many Kentuckians took hard. But
think about it. Haven’t some of us be-
come maybe a little bit spoiled? Just
three short years ago, UK was at the
bottom of the college basketball totem
poll.

Rick Pitino had just finished his first
season at the Wildcat helm, finishing
with a 14-14 record. That year, people
were surprised with the team's success.
This season, the Cats ended the year at
30-4. I’m not saying that people were
mad at the season, just somewhat disap-
pointed. They only lost four games. Af-
ter probation, Pitino took the Cats to the
Elite Eight and Final Four in consecu-
tive years.

Sometimes, I think fans forget what
the Cats have accomplished. Remember
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feel quite as bad when UK loses to the
most talented team in the nation by three
in overtime.

3. Ted Presley’s death: This story is in-
cluded here just because of its impor-
tance to UK athletics. While Presley may
have never played a game in a Wildcat
uniform, he was still part of the UK fam-

ily.
He was a fellow student who, from

what I understand, was a great guy to
know. He will be sorely missed.

4. UK defeats Louisiana State at Baton
Rouge: The Cats won their first football
game on the road since the Reagan ad-
ministration. With the game in the bal-
ance, UK quarterback Pookie Jones
engineered a long drive, killing Tiger
hopes.

The victory put the Cats at 4—2. Bowl
talk started up, swelling expectations of
the squad. Playing in the SEC, America’s
premier football conference, UK should
shoot for a 500 record inside the confer-
ence. I really don’t see the Cats playing
in Birmingham, Ala., at the SEC champi-
onship game anytime soon, do you?

5. Jamal Mashbum leaves UK: Mashbum
has been UK basketball for three years,
whether anyone knew it. His presence
on the floor forced teams to double ——
and sometimes triple — team him, open-
ing up shots for other Cats.

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This season, however, Mashbum took
over the team. He became UK’s go-tc
guy last year and continued that role
this season as well. The junior will be
picked early in this season’s draft, in-
stantly making hundreds of thousands
of fans for the lucky team that gets him
The Cats won’t be the same, but they
will be good.

The freshman this year that made the
most impact turned out to be Jared
Prickett, not Rodrick Rhodes. Tony Dell
made his mark as well. With the vast
improvements seen in sophomore An
dre Riddick, the consistent play of jun»
ior Travis Ford and the experience 0
Jeff Brassow, UK will be good next yea:
as well. So don’t worry.

The top memory of this year will live
forever in many UK students’ minds a:
the Final Four.

To me, the top memory is seeing
Todd Svoboda hit his three-pointer a
the end of the Florida State game. It i:
good to see someone who really
shouldn’t be there be there. As sure a:
Svoboda will ride his bike to class, he
can forever say he was once a Wildcat.

That was his dream.
He fulfilled it. I love a nice ending.

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Continued from page 3

Rule No. 3: Early in the semester,
your mealcard seems to have an unlim-
ited supply of money just flowing from
it. But three weeks before the semester
is over, it has about 12 cents left and
you are left wondering where that won-
derful money tree went.

Rule No.4: No matter how much you
plan and scheme during registration, 8
am. keeps popping up all over your
schedule.

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Those are the rules I wish someone
had told me before I began my trip
down the road of higher academia.

Despite all the pitfalls associated with
the dreaded freshman year, it has been
one filled with new experiences and a
lot of fun along the way.

You know, I’ll almost miss those 3
am. fire drills, sitting in the rafters 100-
level courses and the taste of those
grease-filled burgers from UK Food Ser-
vices.

Almost.

Stafir Writer lance Williams is a journal—
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Editor in Chief Sports Editor
Gregory A. Hall Ty Halpin
Managing Editor Design Editor
Mary Madden Brian Jent
Executive Editor Photography Editor
Dale Greer Jeff Burlew
News Editor Editorial Cartoonist
Tyrone Beason Jason Vaughn
Arts Editor General Manager

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UK. Call Ior a 1. 254-9020. 4/30
CHARMING STUDIO APARTMENTS -
Older building. Only quiet , honest people
need apply. No pets. Lease «l deposl
required. Immediate vacancy, rent 5190-230.
269-3192. 4/20.

sale, period Ior dorm or bar. Cal Tara 258-
8582. Price negotiable. 4/29

386 LAPTOP - Windows. soitware, hard
dbk. MS Word 2.0. other soitware. Mouse.
$600. 255-5703. 5/3

1984 VOLVO - $3500 or best otter. 170,000

other lewelry available. Cal Bill 223-5020.
FOR SALE - GUNS-n-ROSES - Tickets May
tsl concert. Call 233-9612. 4/27

FREE MOVING BOXES - Umit 10. Pick up
at Bright Side Moving Services. 1224
Versailles Rd. 5/3

apply in person at 026 Joumailsm Building.
All majors/class levels encouraged to apply.
Previous leads need not .

A CHILDCARE PROVI R NEEDED - Ior 2
children ages 6 6 9. Begn May 17. end
Augua 5. M-F. 7am-4pm. No weekends! Call

 

 

 

$1450 - '80 Buick Regal, black w/beige

 

 

Interior. New transmission a. JVC stereo. ml. Apine stereo 8 AC. CLEAN. 299-9660. FUTONI COUCHBED SALEl BLUEGRASS CHEW CHASE - Share nice home w/2 233-4246. 5/3
mg. Please call Dave 25544571 5/3 BEDDING makes crib-King: Futons a. other students. immediately available at S. ACCOUNTANTS NEEDED - 252-3100. Ask
. ;« CONCERT TIC KETS'“ cm Black with 1985 KAWASAKI NINJA 250T - Black/red, covers, bedding accessories. Package Hanover 5 High St. 1 year lease at $250/mo. Ior Ross. 5/3

 

9k ml. new Dunlop tires. low insurance.
garage kept, + 2 helmets. S1200 (day) 243-
3162. 5/3

1985 YAMAHA-MOPED - 2k mi. good

Specials 3149 l! FREE LEXINGTON $250 deposit Share kitchen 6 bath all bills
DELIVERY. 858-9015. paid mature students please. Parking
GIANT IGUANA - 16in. black, 90 model. available close to UK. Questions 254-4133.

good shape, asking $250 080. Call Kelly 5/3

BABYSITTER NEEDED - by working
mother, one Sat/mo. 8 occasional weekdays
when child Is sick. 277-2567 alter 6:30pm or
weekents. 5/3

nnaJudd 31R . Call 271-5626. 5/1
"' CONCERT TICKETS'” Elton John in
R .271-5626. 5/3
"‘ CONCERT TICKETS‘“ Guns-n-Roses

 

in Cincinnaii call 271-5626. 5/3

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"' CONCERT TICKETS'” Paul McCartney

in Cincinnati. Call 271-5626. 5/3
2 BED LOFT - with desks a closet
organizer. Space saver. Make otter. 259-

1943. 5/3

5.4 CUBIC FOOT REFRlGERATOR - Ior

condition, 5400. da

243-3162. 5/3

COUCH, LOVESEAT - Beige 6 blue, good
condition. 263-3659. 3400. 5/3
DECOR SCUBA GEAR - the whole

acka a $700. 080. 258-2255.
EMERALD RING 6100. AMY. 257-2971.
ENGAGEMENT RINGS - Ceriitied
diamonds. all Sizes. Wholesale prices. Also

 

 

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255-7289. 5/3

JAMIS DAKAR MTB - Deore XT, Onza
barends. $500 080. 271-4836 Leave
messag_e.

KING SIZE WATERBED - sheets included.
5150. Call 253-2701.

MEN‘S DIAMOND ONYX a NUGGET RING.
SIZE 8 1/2. WORTH $205. ASKING 6115.
256-5306.

MINOLTA AF CAMERA EQUIPMENT -
Camera bodies. lenses, llash units. Call 258-
8656 a. make an otter. All equipment in
excellent 3 5/3

QUEEN SIZE WATERBED - w/matching

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

FURNISHED EFFICIENCY - 422 a 424
AyiesIord Place. Near carrpus. $280/mo.
W—
FURNISHED EFFICIENCY - 462 Rose
Lane. 5265 1? electric. 885-6151 or 255-
2651. 5/3

MAY 6 SEPTEMBER RENTALS -
Efficiencies a 1BR's - Lyndhurst Place North
Campus 8260-5375 all bills paid. Clean.
quiet, older building. graduate students
pretened. Weeknights at weekends 257-
2023. weekda 255-4081, 5/3

NEED A PLACE FOR THE SUMMER? 2 BR
studio apartment: Driveway Iurnished 6 NC.

 

BABYSITTER NEEDED - tor 3 yr. old
developmerialy disabled girl. Call 276-0090.
Reierences re Ired. 5/3

EMERGING ADVERTISING I MARKETING
CONCERN - b seeking an individual to hep
develop a new concepl. Must be motivated.
articulate, loyal a. have prolession
appearance a entrepreneurial spirit.
Commission w/potentiai tor sharing in prolits
6 owneth tor the rig: person. Experience
not inportant - attitude is. Reply PO Box
25144 Lex on KY 40524. 5/3

FUN It SUN - Corrpanion/chauileur ior
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“CROSS 6‘ ifg‘yame "Ewan: m 80”,“ dresser. $200. negotiable. Call 266-9041. Call Jeanne or Deb 255-3794, wallt to rTIerTberShip easy hrs. 269-5903 alter 6pm.
5/3 ca us. 5/3 £_________
1 Peggnlng (65: 53533123338 ROUND-TRIP - May 11-16 Lexington - West NEW PROGRAM NEEDS TENANTS - To GARDEN HELPER NEEDED - ior weeding.
5 Spit out 65 Go in H E i A N A L F L A Palm Beach. 254-2629. 5/30 share homes with Senior citizens. Low or No planting. digging holes 6 moving shrubs. Pay
9 Went last 66 Donna — o v E o R A E B E SOFA A LOVESEAT - period Ior summer W—_ liable. 231-3251 266-1294. 5/3
14 Roman god 67 Leirs L N p i c R i A 1. she .595. 266-1235. 5/3 NEWLY REMODELED 1BR - onty 4 ml. 10 GREAT SUMMER JOBSII This summer we
15 Thomas — DOWN E N D p R A N D TWO SHAR-PEI PUPPIES - Ior sale. UK starting at $325/mo. Call Ior remodeling will be needing more employees than ever
Edison E A Asking $350 each. Call 685-9902. Ial. 277-2745. 4/30 belore Ior top convenies In Lexingon 6
1‘75 EwNCh'SChOO' 1 Stags . N S T A T P I N SLEEPING ROOM -Ouiet male Inour surrounding courlies.We'lbestat1Ingior
1e Wrfigfic °' 2 Spiritless: D E L A N E home. 685 s. Lirneslone. No smoking. Law Firrrs, Accounting OIIIces. Data
19 "an“ my archaic | c D L A R A A v A F0 R R E NT dru s or drink . 253-2073. 573 Processing Certter. Corporate Otiices,
20 Region 3 —. plexus O R E | N I R N E R SUB-LEASE 2BR 2 BATH APT. - 1 mi. Manulacturing Plants, Warehouses 6
i 22 Executive 4 pm". ‘0 Irom campus. Stablevlew. Call Roman or Dislrbutlon Centers. Gain Iirst hand
1 24 Watercourse 5 F|ooitsh one: 0 T O E C O R E R WM— experienceto keepyour resume on top 0,
x 26 Across: prel. 6 2:330", F A R T A ' R 1 BR ACROSS FROM MED CENTER - SUB-LEASE FURNISHED EFFICIENCY - the pile. NEVER A FEE. Bring prooI oi
27 Radio Part 7 Chris _y T A F F T H E L A K E man extras. 2540101. Rose Lane,avaIIaoIe 5/7.two beds, panting. clilzenshp ordriver‘s license 6 Social
29 Central 8 WW C T R | E I N T 2 BLOCKS FROM CAMPUS - 1 or 2 BR. $265/mo. call 254-9586 leave meesagg. 5/3 Security Card. Apply week days between
30 2'0 ~ measuring N R E v N T A clean, some utilities, available May. No pets. SUMMER SUB-LEASE 38R 1 /t2 BATH 8am-3:30pm. at 2350 Sterllngton Rd. The
$3 03323:" instrument A N D T R E E R 27741455. 281-1135. 5/3 APT - Behind Limestone Sq. ssso/mo. corner 01 New Circle & Alurnnl in the Alumni
53 Unues 9 Prompt 3”,.” © 1m 0,...“ F..." W. HOME AWAY FROM HOME: 1 bedroom. Available May 11 - August 11. Call 258- OIIIce Pant. PRECISION STAFFING. 272-
. 39 Ohm" 10 Sour lullylurnlshed apartment with all utilities. 6610. 5/3 2030. 5/3
- 40 Foam 11 3:25;??? parking, 6 ml. lrom campus; lease. deposit. SUMMER SUB-LEASE 43R 2 BATH HORTICULTURE STUDENTS - Summer
' 41 Wedding item 12 Enthusiasm and reierences required. $375/mo. Cal 277- WOODLAND AVE. - Brand new NICE work at local Garden Center alternoons.
42 Sausage 13 Bang in 3912. cerkral air. dishwasher, cal 258-4492 or weekenlh, 299-0280. Plant knowledge a
44 Outer: Wei 2, Fame, w“, 28R APT. -SmaIl, with MD, 348 258-8068. Price iable. so must. so
i 2: Twila? 23 We,“ 37 spoke Lindenwallt. In rear. AVAILABLE MAY 1ST. SUMMER SUBLEASE- NICE 1 8R NEAR IF YOUR UPC'OMINO SUMMER .Ioe
. contusion 25 Crazy "9.09“” 51 Amhmufv Preler grads a non-smokers, S410/I'no. 259 UK. UTILrTIEs PAID. §275/MO. 223—3928. SUCKS A You ARE INTERESTED IN
i 47 Dimmm 28 Lawmaker 40 p,” cm co": 1390 belore or leave . 5/3 RANSYLVANIA PARK- k ANOR MAKING sumo. BUILDING YOUR
' cam, 30 Slamming 42 Fibber 52 Form" SEER'EN' #UCKY AVE. - ONE-SELM paring“. APTS. March al eiedrlc. EIIIeienclee open RESUME A MAIONO CAREER
l 49 pomflul 31 grade "”3 43 — Tom 53 area porch. deck, dimer. summer w/option. lrom May 15 1993-