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Kentucky Kernel

University of Kentucky. Lexington. Kentucky

Vol. XCfl.No. 114

Independent since 1 971

Tuesday, February 21 , 1989

 

Two UK students elected to top posts in College Democrats

By ELIZABETH WADE
News Editor

No UK students were elected into offi-
cer positions for the National College Dem-
ocrats earlier this month in Washington
DC. at the executive meeting of the Col-
lege Democrats of America.

Joseph Elias, an engineering senior, and
Si Deane, an economics graduate student,
were named regional coordinator for Re-
gion III and vice president of operations,
respectively.

Elias and Deane, who started the
statewide College Democrats, also have of-
fices in both the UK and state chapters of
College Democrats.

Elias, who was involved in Gov. Michael
Dukakis' presidential campaign, is exec-
utive vice president for UK and vice presi-
dent for the state.

Deane, who worked in Sen. Albert Gore
Jr.'s presidential campaign and was re-
gional chairman for Students for Gore, is

senior vice president for UK and president
for the statewide organization.

They are two of 12 college students who
sit on the executive council of National
College Democrats. Other than Harvard
University, UK is the only school that has
two officers on the council.

Kentucky, however, has even stronger
representation on the council because the
president, who attends Vanderbilt Univer-
sity, is a native of Louisville, and the exec-
utive director, who attends Harvard, is
from Lexington.

“Of all schools participating, such as
Duke. North Carolina, Syracuse, and Har-
vard, UK would seem to be the least edu-
cated, yet we have two national officers,
which I think promotes UK in a more posi«
tive image," Deane said. “That really says
something for Kentucky since this is the
first year we‘ve been an organization
statewide."

Elias is in charge of organizing colleges
from state to state in Alabama, Florida,
Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, North Car-

 

By MICHAEL L. JONES
Staff Writer

The Patterson School of Diplomacy
and International Commerce is sponsor-
ing a symposium on the use of space
imagery in newsgathering and report-
ing.

The two-day symposium, to be held
Feb. 2445, will feature current and past
members of the media.

“If you look at the newspaper today
there are visuals in it,“ said Robert A.
McDonald, symposium chairman and
diplomat in residence at the Patterson
school.

McDonald said there are a number of
ethical issues involved in the use of
space imagery.

“When you have a news report from a
satellite. do you end up compromising
national sercuity in some areas," Mc»
Donald said, “then there is the question
of first amendment rights to think
about."

He said the issue is not as simple as it
may seem.

By MICHAEL L. JONES
Staff Writer

The Students for the Exploration and
Development of Space are sponsoring
Futurescience One, “Science fact and
Science fiction“ conference. to be held
Feb. 2446 at the Lexington Hyatt Re-
gency and the UK Student Center.

John Bowe, the group's treasurer,
said the purpose of Futurescience One
is to promote local interest in space and
help the group raise funds to “build and
maintain a space observatory" on UK‘s
campus.

The conference will present notables
from the world of science-fiction litera-
ture such as authors Larry Nivens,

 

Symposium to be held
on using space imagery

“If the government does think it’s
compromises security," McDonald said,
"then there is the question of first
amendment rights to think about."

Speakers at the symposmm will in-
clude Charles Hoff, Cable News Net-
work managing editor; Charles Wil—
liams, president of the Earth
Observation Satellite Company; Dave
Julyan, executive vice president of
SPOT Image Corporation; California
Rep. George E. Brown Jr.; ABC News
Producer Paul Slavin; and a number of
other speakers from legal and newsga~
thering professions.

UK President David Roselle and Pat
terson Director Vincent Davis also are
scheduled to appear at the symposium.

“People are very, very eager to talk
about this.” McDonald said. “Many of
the speakers are anxious to see what
the other people have to say. “

Registration is $75 for the general
public and $55 for UK faculty and staff.
The fee includes three meals each day.

Conference to raise funds
for UK space observatory

Timothey khn, (Ieorge Alec Effinger.
Lawerance Watt-Evans. Lois Bujold
and Michael Banks.

There also will be discussions lead by
prominent scientist on various subjects.
Some of the topics to be discussed are
"Black Holes: Theory and Specu-
lation"; “Fact versus Faith: Religion
in the New Age"; “I-‘uturecrinie‘; and
"Scientific Investigation of the Supernav
tural."

There also will be two presentations
by NASA: “NASA: The Next Twenty
Years“ and So. You Want To Be An
Astronaut?"

“There will also be a talk on SDI
from both the Physics and political

See CONFERENCE, Back Page

 

 

The College of Arts & Sciences began its phonithon to raise money for schol-

arships on Sunday.

DEANE ELIAS

olina, Puerto Rico, South Carolina, Tennes-
see, Virginia, the Virgin Islands and West
Virginia.

“Since the Dukakis campaign. I have
made contacts in every state, and I am
just now trying to get them coordinated,"
Elias said.

As vice president of operations, Deane is
in charge of coordinating the eight region»
al coordinators and ensuring they receive
information about the organization.

The national organization organizes pro-
jects and serves as a target group for

Hawk makes
its home on
main campus

Sight of bird
has students,
faculty confused

By BE'I‘H 'I‘ONti
Contributing Writer

There is a new addition to the [K carn-
pus. It is not a new building. parking lot or
crosswalk. It is a haw k.

The hawk has been spotted at various lo»
cations on campus. Many students and fac-
ulty have seen the hawk soaring over cam-
pus and preying on the squirrels.

Connie Kindrick, a classical civilizations
sophomore. said she had a close call with
the hawk near the Student Center.

"It flew into my face and scared me,"
she said. "I thought it was going to attack
me but it just flew off."

“I saw this big bird when l was walking
by the library and wondered what it was."
said Darcy Willis, an undectded junior.
“My friends said it was a hawk. but I
found it hard to imagine a hawk being on
this campus.”

Hawks are common all over Kentucky.
according to Wayne Davis. a biology pro.
fessor who studies birds, but most live in
the country.

"It is a very strange thing,” Davis Silltl.

Davis said when he first saw the hawk
he thought it was injured because it was on
the ground. but when he approached it, the
hawk took off.

Davis said he thought the bird was a
young red-tailed hawk that has not yet de-
veloped its red tail.

“I have never seen anything like it.” he
said. “This is not the usual sort of thing "

Don Wheeler. grant administrator for
WBKY-FM and licensed rehabilitator of
hawks and owls, said hawks prefer to soar
over open fields found mostly outside of
thecity.

Democratic political candidates to receiye
help and support from students. organiza
tions and campus leaders.

“All national Democratic politicians
could call and ask for support. Deane
said. “Dukakis won a lot of support troin
the College Democrats. "

The national organization Its currently
working on pI‘OJeClS, such as high school
dropout rates and voter registration. Elias
said.

Operation HOPE Ihelping others get .i
better educationi is a nonpartisan princi-i
to decrease the high school dropout rate

The (follege Democrats at Harvard tlll
rently are using the program. and l‘;ll£t\
and Deane said they are trying to co in
their example and try to mirror 'lit‘ pro»
gram“ in Kentucky Kentucky has one oi
the highest high school dropout rates lll ltlt‘
nation, they said.

"We would start with the loiai
such as (iirl Scouts. Boy Scouts and .lillllnl'
Achievement," Deane said.

On a state level, the two said they have

will».

CAMPUS PREY. A hawk "(lb tNJ'."
been feeding on souirreis a: t: 3” az.

“You are not far tron. ‘i-
uni where there an- “in". '
trees.” Wheeler said. This
a good habitat for the hawk M74 -
like to perch in the tall Iii-vs. r; . .
found around the stadiiini

Davis said he l‘t‘llt'\t's
have been someone s pct

"Surely someone iiiiis: n.i .
thing by hand.” hesaiil

Wheeler said then t'tlillti 1-:
reasons for the hawk s prim *«

Ul’il‘dlll/(‘tl chapters at the .\I‘\t‘ll largest
iiniwrsilies in Kentucky. l‘éll‘ll wt whit ll
has about too ineiiiliers The IR -tiapter
has .§t)ttacll\c members. Elias .‘illtl

‘ tight now. we are trying to get people
more involved. ' Elias said ' \ke hau-
i'ii-cii \(‘IIIIIIIL’ out mailers and having
. pi-aki-rs

tin \larch 3, Lexnigtoii \layor
iacslei‘ will speak to the 1K ('ollcgt- llt'lll
ocrats at T p in in 331 Student (enter The
speech is open to the public

‘\t l'K we re {Hill}: to lake Is\llt‘.\ iron.
the past election that need to lit‘ tiii‘iisi-it «i
.itter ‘hi' I‘lf‘t'll'lll, Eli-anti will} \M-ti'
putting together .i iitttiKlt‘l .‘ilfltlll gi'oiiiiiiis
on t‘LilllliLlS such as right-r t‘tlilt'ulllllt .illtl
budget nuts. ilIlIl we .ilt‘
i'étt'li senator and llit‘ lf‘Lllrl.llt)l'\ "I llililiy 1'
‘lllllf‘ \\ ti}

Deane said lllt‘ iii'uaiii/a’ioi: l‘ still lit the
planning »t.igt- but 'i iiittirv hi-
llt‘\ plan 'i get .. nit ’ill the Jan-unli-
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Arts & Sciences phonathon raises money
for scholarships; stresses role of students

By ERIKA BAILEY
Contributing Writer

The slogan is simple, a staff member for
the College of Arts & Sciences said.

“The focus is always on the student."
said Mary Burg, coordinator of the col-
lege‘s fifth annual phonathon.

Sunday, students began contacting about
9,000 of the college’s alumni, asking for
money to fund at least four UK schol-
arships awarded to incoming freshmen.

The phonathon, the longest currently at
UK, raises money for scholarships that are
awarded to qualified high school seniors.
Scholarship recipients must have a score
of at least 27 on the American College Test
and a minimum grade point average of 3.0.

Students tend to be more effective in so-
liciting donations from alumni than other
people, Burg said.

“I like the idea that actual Arts 8; Sci‘
ences majors talk to actual Arts 8: Sci-
ences alums," she said.

“Alums are more interested in directing

funds to students than ll‘ ‘iiiyiiit‘. viii:
merit." Burg said

Burg said this year s phonathon, stunnii
raise about $40.000

"I did not want to restriit the sitltlt‘l‘its
by setting an actual goal." she said “last
year. we raised $3ti.ooo. but lllls your thew
are more numbers and more callers "

Proceeds from the phonathon go to .i \.i
riety of programs including the English dc
partmenl's Visiting Writers series. which
has brought well~known figures including
Haight-Ashbury guru Ken Kesey and for
mer controversial Supreme (‘oiirt niimlnt‘t‘
Douglas Ginsberg to speak. a symposium
sponsored by the department of geography
that studied the impact of aging and pop
ulation change in Appalachia: and a lec-
ture series sponsored by the department of
physics and astronomy that features Nobel
laureates.

Sophomore Amy Reid said the
fellowships are important to the t'ollegc of
Arts & Sciences

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SPORTS

Torn Spoldlng
Sports Editor
Brian Jont
Mutant Sports Editor

 

UK coach
building
a top team

Hy Kll‘ BMW“ \R
Stiit'i “ritct’

it‘v' t K men's tennis team has
it ‘r'ii on the rise since Dennis
l“.niet'\ took mer as coach in 1982.
The former Austin l’eay State Unl‘
versity coach has brought [K from
being one ot the worst teams In the
Southeastern Conference to one of
the best in the nation

But rebuilding programs is noth
trig new for Emery

r\t Alistiii l‘eay. Emery took a
program from the bottom of the
t‘tiio Valley (‘onference to a coin-
iii-tittu' ie\ei By the time he left,
\iistin l‘eay had compiled an 8766
record and was ranked 31st iii the

country

‘11 was a lot harder at Austin
i a). Emery said “.\i_\ entire
Min-i budget was Slottti it was

it.ti'tl('i toget good players "

the turnaround at [K has been
twiliilii} spectacular Since he ar-
l’t‘.t‘(i here, the ('ats‘ record has
l‘i't‘li 13369 And currently. the
t‘ .its are ranked sixth In the nation

Many SEt' coaches say Emery is
the reason lfK is on the way hack
tilt

'lteniiis has done a marvelous
toti building the I'K program into
illt' oi the \ery best programs in

UK tennis coach Dennis Emery has turned the
UK tennis program into a strong contender

the nation 1 am aii admirer of
what he has done there." said [)an
.\ic(.iii. the former men's tennis
coach and current director of ten-
ms at the l 'iiiverstty of (‘ieorgta

(me development that Emery
said has helped his program was
the construction of the Boone Ten»
nist‘enter,

"The Boone (‘enter has turned
our program around.” he said.
“Without it. recru1ting was hard
tor two reasons. (hie was that prac-
tice was: so far out The other was

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that it was hard to host major
events like the SEt" ilndoor
Championships t. whicii we
hosted . "

Emery said he wants to win a na-
tional title while at [‘K. but that
will be a tall order. he said

“In college basketball. no one re»
peats." Emery said. “Tennis isn't
like that as three teams Georgia.
Stanford and (the Universny of
Southern Californiat 7 have won
the last iZchampionships "

But this could be the year for the

 

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since arriving on the scene in 1982. UK men's
team is ranked sixth in the nation.

UK program to move into the elite
in men‘s tennis. The men's team
reached the quarterfinals of the
NCAA tournament last year before
falling to the eventual national
champion USC.

But winning is not all that mat-
ters to Emery,

“My biggest goal is to be a good
influence on my players.“ Emery
said. “I would like for them to look
back and say. ‘I learned a lot from
my four years as a player.‘ “

Three volleyball players sign with UK

Malt reports

iK \tilieyhall coaclt Kathy De
Boer was pleased to sign three new
play ers on Feb 9

\iiii iiall. a 3-6 outside hitter set
tit troiit Portage. {\lichw was the
tli‘si it) \iL‘Jl a letter-oIvinteiit with
i i\

iiiiti .iii aiiconierence and ail-
siatc ,u-tioi'tiier as a junior. men
aged 3 2 kills and two blocks per
iontest as a middle blocker for her
Portage Northern lltgh School
squad Hall was a member of the
state ctiiitiipioiishtp squad in her
-.ttiiilitllilti‘t' season in her junior
*xt'iistiii she carried her team to the
regional iiiiais

This season. she has taken o\’ci'
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her team to a 45-10 record atid a
\o 4 ranking iii the state. Early in
the season. she was named to the
all»tournament team at the Bay
t‘ity' invitational

“Ann is a versatile player with
\Aell<(ie\'clotx*d skills in many
areas.” licBoer said. "With the
graduation oi Jody Hopkins. Ann
will give us a backup setter. ati ace
defensive specialist and another
great athlete on the outside “

Angela Salvatore. a 671 middle
blocker trom (‘oncord. Mich. also
signed w ttli [ii

in her tour-year career at (‘on
cord High School. she ayeraged 58
kills and one service ace on ot-
tense. and on defense, 1.7 blocks
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This season she has led her team
to a 19—5 record The ('oncord
squad has been ranked 10th in the
state this season and is one of the

favorites in the Michigan State
Tournament coming up next
month.

"The graduation of All-American
Lisa Bokovoy left us with a big gap
iii the middle~bloekcr position."
DeBoer said. “Angela will help us
fill the gap. A talented athlete with
good mobility and blocking skills.
she has the characteristics to carry
the middle blocker tradition at
Kentucky by players like Marsha
Bond. Lisa Dausnian anti Lisa lio—
kovoy."

The third signec is Amy Axel.
The 5-8 outside hitter from “little?
tonka. Minn. has led Hopkins High

    

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School to the regional finals in both
her junior and senior years.

She finished her senior season
with 336 kills for an average of 3.6
per game, and on defense she aver—
aged 4.3 solo blocks and 2.7 assist
blocks.

Axel has participated on the
Junior Olympics the past five
years and was selected to be cap»
tain the past three years.

“Amy is an experienced player
with excellent ball-handling abili—
ties. a great vertical jump of 30
inches and an intense competitive
attitude." DeBoer said. "She will
help us in the outside-hitter posi-
tioti immediately and definitely be
an impact player in our program.“

Sutton doesn’t live up
to high expectations

 

Chris
HARVEY

 

 

By losing their fifth straight
Southeastern Conference game, the
once—proud UK Wildcats are form—
ing an inevitable noose of huge pro-
portions that threatens to hang
strife-stricken Coach Eddie Sutton.

If the 18 NCAA allegations
against UK's basketball program
aren‘t enough to send the coach
reeling out of Lexington, then his
squad’s pitiful worksheet of 11-15
should merit the firing of Sutton.

Sutton has said time and time
again that he has had nothing to do
with the program‘s wrongdoings,
even though recently published
articles point otherwise. He may
have a case for this point.

But UK's sorry play throughout
much of the season. as well as the
program‘s sub-par performances in
the past few years, have to fall on
someone‘s shoulders. and that
someone is Sutton. Besides, who
else is in charge of preparing the
team for each and every game —
Mr. Wildcat?

Sure. Eddie guided a supposedly
mediocre UK squad in 1985-86 to a
sparkling 32-4 record. falling one
game short of making a trip to Dal»
las for the Final Four. But even in
that season. Sutton came short in
the big game by bowing out to a
spirited but mediocre Louisiana
State University team.

But since then, Sutton has done
only an average job of leading the
Cats.

In 198t‘r87. Sutton and his talented
team of Rex Chapman and com-
pany got off to a fast start. only to
fade like a setting sun in the end.

Last year UK observers felt that
Sutton had assembled the finest
group of athletes that UK had ever
seen. With that team he under-
achieved severely, and the ques-
tions remain: how in the world
could a man with so much coach-
ing expertise fail in motivating his
team for an NCAA tournament
game‘? Sutton did just that when
the (‘ats fell to Villanova Universi«

ty in Birmingham. Ala., last year
in the NCAA tourney, 80-74.

Coming up short in the big
games is only one way Sutton has
underachieved in his short tenure
at UK. He also is guilty of running
off talented players by harping on
their shortcomings instead of prais-
ing their intensity and effort.

Just think of the team UK might
have had this year had big-league
talent Rex Chapman and Florida
State Seminole Irving Thomas
stuck around. it would have been
hard to kick sand in the Cats' face
with those guys patrolling the hard-
wood in Rupp Arena.

Sutton has also been the victim
of his own coaching, In recruiting,
he has signed “players“ like Richie
Farmer, John Pelphrey. Johnathon
Davis and Mike Scott, benchwarm-
ers who should be fighting for a
starting spot on teams like Eastern
Kentucky University or Bellarmine
College.

UK's basketball program has en—
hanced Sutton‘s stock. Too bad we
can’t say it the other way around.

UK is currently reserving a spot
for the (gasp!) loser‘s night
(Thursday night‘s slate of games in
the SEC tourney involving the sev—
enth- through 10thsplace teams)
portion of the SEC tourney.

Sutton and his coaching staff
have turned once-feared Rupp
Arena from a lion‘s den to a pussy-
cat‘s litter box by fielding a team
that would have a hard time com«
peting for the title in the Sun Belt
Conference.

In turning in a less~than~solid-
coaching effort, Sutton has given
UK President David Roselle a good
excuse besides the NCAA investi-
gation to give Sutton and his co~
horts the boot out of Memorial Col-
iseum.

If Roselle and newly named Ath~
letic Director C.M. Newton don‘t
see that the program needs a good
sweeping, then the Cats will contin-
ue on their downward spiral. The
end result will be having a pro-
gram in the 199(5 like the Universi-
ty of California at Dos Angeles has
had in the '805 — downright feeble.

Chris Harvey is a broadcast jour
nalism freshman and a Kernel
sports columnist.

 

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DIVERSIONS

Rob Song
Arts Editor

 

Unoriginality dominates discs

by Reins, Love and Money

 

PLEASE. THE PLEASURE
Legal Reins
Arista Records

By CHARLIE McCUE
Staff Writer

Legal Reins, a trio out of San
Francisco, has all the right influ-
ences. But somehow the output is
sadly lacking. What Please. The
Pleasure. their debut album, lacks
most is originality.

The album borrows heavily from
R.E.M.. Hunters and Collectors,
and a lower-quality U2.

The album even was produced by
Tim Palmer, the acclaimed pro-
ducer of Mission UK and Mighty
Lemon Drops. With such highcali—
ber company, the album would
seem to be a certain success.
Wrong.

However, there are some good
parts of the album. “Wait For Fire
Burning“ has some lively and up
beat guitar work. The only down
side is that the lead singer. Danny

STRANGE KIND OF LOVE
Love and Money
Mercury Records

Benatar, tries too hard to sound
like Bono.
The lyrics also are quite catchy.
“Loving Selfishly" has those mem-
orable words — “I only want to
touch you if I feel right. I only
want to talk about my concerns."

The best song on the album is
“()liver Rain." It‘s not especially
redeeming in any way, but collecti-
vely it’s, well, interesting. It has
the same stop/start music pattern
as They Might Be Giants‘ “Don't
Lets Start

Love and Money fall into the
same trap as Legal Reins. They
sound like every other group with-
out attaining any style of their
own.

The biggest problem is that the
lead singer. James Grant. aspires
to be George Michael. And he fails.
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much better than this band could
hope to be.

“Hallelujah Man" at least has ly-
rics that are somewhat interesting:
“When dreams don't become their
people, people become their
dreams.“

Every reject British pop band is
well-represented here. from Duran
Duran to Culture Club. But unlike
those bands, Love and Money don‘t
even have a gimmick. There's a
hint of INXS also on the album.

The most pathetic resemblance
5 “Up Escalator." It sounds like.
can you believe it. the Fabulous
Thunderbirds. I thought country-
Western Satan was coming out of
my stereo.

“Inflammable” is a jazzy tune
with a Kenny G saxophone sound.

Through most of the album. how-
ever, the band is comatose. The
songs run together, and the music
blurs. The hand does come alive on
“Razorsedge.” The guitar rages on
with a muted fiery. and the vocal-
ist achieves an almost decent level,
Almost.

Both of these bands have the po
tential to be something great. The
talent is there. but it‘s underneath
layers of rehashed pop garbage.

Coughing concertgoers risk death

Associated Press
CHICAGO ~ Concertgoers. it
turns out, tend to be a violent
bunch. At least when it comes to
whispering. coughing and rustling
candy wrappers during perfor-
mances of pieces by Schumann or
Rachmaninoff.

When asked the best means of
eliminating such noise pollution,
Los Angeles concertgoers sug»
gested throwing offenders off the
balcony or cutting their ears off.
Their St. Louis counterparts leaned
toward decapitation or banishment
to Siberia. or better yet, to a rock
concert.

Whispering, coughing and sniff-
ling —— in that order — were listed
as the most distracting noises in a
recent study commissioned by a

cough medicine company of 2 100

concertgoers at the Los Angeles
Philharmonic and the St. Louis and
Atlanta symphonies.

Some other less drastic sugges-
tions of dealing with noisemakers
included equipping each seat with
a red bulb that would light up each
time an individual made excessive
noise or having ushers hand offend-
ers a note stating that they are an-
noying those around them.

What about the doctor down front
whose beeper goes off during the
Brahms piano concerto, or the con-
certgoer who rustles his program
during Copland‘s "Appalachian
Spring?" Are they as much of an
annoyance as the boor who ap-
plauds after the slow movement of
the quartet, instead of waiting for
the end'.’

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pers, move around constantly in
their seats or try to get into the act
by singing or humming along.

Tinkling of heavy jewelry was
ranked last on the list of to anno-
yances.

The survey was commissioned by
the Warner-Lambert Co. manufac-
turer of Halls Cough Suppressant
Tablets.

As part of a promotion called
"Silent Nights at the Symphony”
during the winter cough and cold
season, the company has begun
distributing free samples of the
tablets to all patrons of the orche-
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Letterman schedules entire town as guests

By GREG SMITH
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